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SONG: What's my age again?
COMMENTS: I LOVE YOU, PEREGRIN TOOK!!!
We took a route,
Through the dwarf mines,
We walked along,
For the longest time.
We got to Balin's tomb,
And I screwed up again,
I pushed some armor down a well.
And that's about the time that Gandalf yelled at me.
Nobody loves you 'til you're thirty-three,
The wizard speaks to me with pure disdain,
What the hell is Durin's bane?
Merry says to act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Later on, in Eisengard,
I took an orb,
From the flooded yard.
I started freaking out,
I tried to look away,
The dark lord said that he saw me.
And that's about the time black riders came for me.
Nobody loves you 'til you're thirty-three,
Gandalf told me it is not safe here,
What in hell's a palantir?
Merry says to act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
And that's about the time that Treebeard rescued me,
Nobody loves you 'til you're thirty-three,
It was a struggle just to stay alive,
What the hell's an Uruk-hai?
Merry says to act my age,
What's my age again?
And that's about the time Boromir died for me,
I should probably take this all more seriously,
But little hobbits don't belong in war!
Why would you wish that on me?
I never want to act my age,
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?