"Ha! You guys are so pathetic!" Shippo laughed. "Neither of you has any clue how to get women. Where as me, I 'm so cute they just come to me!" Inuyasha bopped the little demon on the head, Sango and Kagome laughed, even Kirara seemed to laugh.
"Shippo's right, you both are hopless." Kagome said.
"Even I have to agree there." Sango agreed.
"It pains me to hear you say such things Sango!" Miroku said gripping his robes over his heart. "I, the master of picking up women am insulted."
"Master of picking up women my ass, you can barely keep the one you have." Inuyasha scoffed.
"Well at least I have one." Miroku said. Inuyasha glared at the monk.
"Now, now." Sango said smiling. Miroku pointed at Inuyasha.
"I bet you everything I own that I can make any girl fall in love with me!" The monk said swishing his hair. "Even Kagome."
"Oh yeah?" Inuyasha said his face burning red .with anger. "Go ahead and try monk!"
"Miroku..." Sango said angrily clenching her fist. Miroku stood and grabbed Kagome's arm. "Three months and I swear to you I will make her love me! Or I'll give you everything I own." Kagome blinked Inuyasha stated at the monk in shock. Sango's twitching hand moved ever closer to her Hiraikotsu.
"Miroku..." She seethed. Miroku bowed nervously and skipped out the door dragging Kagome behind him. Sango hurled the boomerang at Miroku. He yelped and ran towing Kagome as fast as he could away from her barely dodging a direct hit from the boomerang.
Shippo laughed and both Inuyasha and Sango smashed him over the head. Inuyasha sat grumpily in the corner and watched Sango seething in rage. "I'll kill him!" She jumped up and ran out of the house her Katana raised and ready.
"Keh, I feel bad for the monk now." He said lounging. He sighed. Then stood up. "I guess I'd better go get Kagome." He ran out the building following behind Sango. After a few hours of chasing Inuyasha could no longer smell the monk or Kagome. They were far ahead of them. Especially because Sango had charged blindly into the woods rather then following Inuyasha. Inuyasha felt compelled to follow her to make sure she didn't murder the next people who crossed her path.
They walked quietly back to the village. Sango in a fit of anguish kicked a stone with all her might. Her foot promptly broke in seven place when the stone failed to move even an inch. She dropped to the ground and Inuyasha blinked hearing her suddenly cry out in anguish. He turned around and saw her sobbing and clutching her foot. He frowned.
"What's up with you? He won't actually do it, so what are you crying about?"
"I just broke my food idiot!" Sango shouted angrily. "I know he won't do it!"
"Oh, well, come on then." Inuyasha said walking onward.
"A little help here Inuyasah?" Sango said.
"What?" He said scratching his head. "What's the matter now?"
"MY FOOT IS BROKEN, I CAN'T WALK!" Sango shouted. Inuyasha walked over to her and offered his back. She climbed on and he walked back to the village. "You are so insensitive Inuyasha!"
"Hey, what do you mean by that?" He demanded. "You're a warrior, warriors don't..." A fist was rammed into the back of Inuyasha's head.
"Is that how you see me?" Sango demanded then burst into tears.
"Hey, cut that out!" Inuyasha shouted awkwardly. "C'mon! What are you crying for?"