Buzz

By Hazel Eyes 401

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A/N: I do not own gundam wing or any of the characters in this fan fic. I'm trying to write a little series on how the characters in gundam wing react to all of the creepy crawlers.

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Buzzzzzzz, Buzzzzzz.

Duo twitched his nose as he napped on the grass outside of their newest safe house which is currently located in a mountain range somewhere on the North American continent.

Buzzzz, Buzzzz.

The irritating noise grew louder until it neared his ears and started Duo awake.

"Man that was one crazy dream. I thought Wufei was going to shave my hair off. Maybe I should stop teasing Wuffie so much, but it's too just too much fun seeing his reactions. Oh well, maybe I'll stop one day." Duo stretched his arms out and slowly sat up.

Buzzzzz, Buzzzzz.

'There's that sound again. So it wasn't a dream. Then what is making that buzzing noise?' Duo looked around and was surprised to see a small yellow and black six legged insect with wings flying into his vision.

"AHHHHH, IT'S A BEE!" Duo jumped up screaming and running out of the backyard into the front yard where Wufei sat cross legged in deep meditation, only disturbed by the screaming braided pilot of gundam 02.

Wufei continued to ignore him as Duo screamed around the yards. Regrettably only he and Duo were left at the house because Heero and Trowa were out on missions and Quatre was visiting one of his many sisters in outer space. This left Wufei to deal with the overactive and mostly hyper pilot, and even fewer peaceful days to meditate.

'Maybe if I ignore him, he will go away.' Wufei thought as he tried to ignore Duo as he continued to scream and flail around. Wufei soon realized the sooner he dealt with Duo, the sooner he would have peace and quiet to continue his meditation.

"Duo what are you doing?" Wufei opened his eyes and asked the frantic pilot as he started running in the front yard. Soon Wufei spotted a bee fly around his head and move on.

"THEY'RE..SO..MANY..BEES!" Duo managed to scream as he continued to run around and swat the air.

"You do realize the more you run, the more of them will come at you." Wufei slowly asked him as he neared the porch.

"I'M NOT ABOUT TO STOP AND GET STUNG!" Duo yelled back as he paused at the porch just to run away from the growing swarm behind him.

"If you just stop and remain calm, then they will not sting you." Wufei patiently declared as more bees gathered around in the front.

Duo happened to glance at the porch and see more bees starting to fly around the kitana wielding pilot still sitting patiently and completely ignoring the insects. Sadly as he was looking at Wufei he wasn't looking at his feet and fell over a tree limb to crash on the ground and freeze.

Duo didn't dare move as he heard more and more buzzing surrounding his ears he silently freaked out in his head but sadly couldn't move. At seeing Duo's plight, Wufei slowly got off the porch completely ignoring the buzzing annoyances around the front porch. He walked over to the 02 pilot and sat beside the pilot, noticing that the bees were starting to move on and leave the two pilots alone.

"So let me get this straight, you're afraid of a few bumble bees?" Wufei asked Duo who still lay face down on the gound, so he didn't understand his mumblings.

"Come again." Wufei asked Duo as he slowly picked his head off the ground.

"That is not just a few bumble bees it is an entire hive." Duo exclaimed as he started to get up.

"I don't think 10 bees can be considered a hive, besides they're flying away now." Wufei told him as Duo sat up completely.

"Those bees are nothing to joke about. Those things will sting a person just for the thrill." Duo grumbled to Wufei as he continued to calm down. Duo then noticed the bumble bees were slowly dispersing.

"You do know that once a bumble bee stings anything, it dies right?" Wufei paused to ask. "Besides you're a gundam pilot, isn't it a little ridiculous to fear a tiny insect?" Wufei finally asked Duo.

"Bees can't get into the Deathscythe besides when I'm in my gundam I can just destroy them with no problems." Duo exclaimed to Wufei and finally noticed all of the bees had left.

"I guess you were right, Wuffie. But how did you stay still with all of those bees flying around?" Duo asked the now smirking Shenlong pilot.

"The key is to be calm and patient. I achieve this through meditation you should really try it out sometime." Wufei finished explaining to Duo.

"Yeah right, I'm not about to sit down for hours, it's too boring. If you'll excuse me, I have to go call an exterminator." Duo finished talking to Wufei as he got up to go into the safe house.

"Finally peace and quiet once again," Wufei contentedly spoke to nature as he closed his eyes and continued to meditate.

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