A/N: This is something completely random I thought of one day when I was in the kitchen.
Disclaimer: I do not own TMNT, or any of these songs
Mikey's Morning"Round and round the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel! The monkey thought it was a joke: POP GOES THE WEASEL!" Mikey sing-screamed from the top of his lungs.
"Will he ever shut up?" Raph mumbled sleepily, rubbing his eyes, coming out of his room and walking into the living room.
"I doubt it," Leo answered as Mikey started another song.
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh-HEY! Jingle bells-"
His brothers groaned as he carried on singing.
"Does that moron not realize it's frikkin JULY?" Raph growled, advancing threateningly towards the kitchen, ready to punch Mikey in the face.
"Raph, it's Mikey. He's probably doing this to get under our shells," Leo calmed his brother down. "Besides, we're not the only one he's pissing off. Donny's-"
"MIKEY!" the purple masked turtle shouted from his lab. "Shut up!"
Leo nodded. "See?"
"Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh o'er the fields of snow, laughing all the way – HAHAHA! Bells on bobtails ring, making spirits bright. Oh what fun it is to-"
"Break Mikey open cause he won't SHUT UP!" Raph cut in, coming into the kitchen, hands outstretched like he was about to strangle his brother.
Mikey stopped mixing the pancake batter and put his hand on his chin. "Y'know, Raph, that doesn't rhyme."
"I don't give a crap wheter it rhymes or not!" Raph took out his sai.
"Ah, ah, ah, Raphy," Mikey said, wagging his finger at his brother. "If you throw those at me, there will be no pancakes for you!"
"I don't care!" Raph narrowed his eyes. Just then, his stomach growled, loud and proud.
Mikey smiled smugly. "Uh-huh. Sure ya don't." He poured some batter onto the griddle. "Hey, Don, Leo! Breakfast is-" he realized the pancakes weren't done cooking "-not ready! But it will be!…in a…few minutes…" Mikey trailed off.
"Mikey, you get worse every day," Donny shook his head, coming into the kitchen.
"Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man? Do you know the muffin man who lives on Dreary Lane?" Mikey sang as a response.
Raph growled. "Mikey…" he said through clenched teeth.
"AAAAH!" Mikey screamed girlishly as his red-masked brother tackled him.
Leo and Don just looked at each other and shook their heads.