Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to Yami no Matsuei or Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Pairing: TsuzukiXHisoka

It was a bright sunny day in Meifu. The cherry blossom trees swayed slightly in the breeze, releasing tiny pink petals into the wind that fell to the earth like a silent rain. Hisoka sat under the large tree, book in hand and eyes resting on the page before him.

"'in another moment down went Alice after it, never once considering how in the world she was to get out again.'" Hisoka read from the book. He turned the page before mumbling, "What an idiot girl, following a rabbit down a hole." He scanned the next page before yawning and setting the book down. The way the sun was warming his body and the breeze caressed his face, he felt too tired to read. He sprawled out in the soft green grass and stretched before resting his hands on his stomach. It was the weekend, so there was no work to be done, and his tiresome partner was nowhere to be found. Looking back at the book, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, that sat beside him and then turning his gaze towards the clear sky, Hisoka hesitantly shut his eyes.

Resting for a while won't kill me, he thought with a quick afterthought of how he was already dead. Within a few moments, he was asleep.

Hisoka awoke to the feeling of wind hitting the back of his head. He was bobbing up and down, almost to the rhythm of footsteps. Slowly, he opened his eyes and noticed the retreating cherry blossom tree. He realized that he was being carried away, his head resting on someone's shoulder as he noticed they were moving pretty fast.

Running… Hisoka thought as his eyes widened in realization. I'm being kidnapped! The sandy haired teen began to struggle, moving around and trying to wrench his self free from the, by the feel of the person's form, man.

"Let go!" Hisoka screamed as he pulled back to look at the face of the kidnapper. Violet eyes locked onto his emerald ones and the boy noticed the chocolate brown hair and, what made him freeze in shock, white bunny ears.

"You're awake!" The bunny-eared man said happily, not slowing his pace down for a second as he carried Hisoka bridal style, running through Meifu.

"W-what are you? What the heck are you doing?" Hisoka asked as he regained control of his body and began struggling again. The man laughed.

"Why, I'm the White Rabbit!" he said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "But you can call me Tsuzuki. I was ordered to bring Alice to Wonderland." Hisoka finally gave up struggling and glared at the rabbit-man.

"I don't care who you are, put me down! I'm not Alice!" he said threateningly. "And who would order you to do that?"

"The Red Queens," the violet eyed man replied.

"Well I'm not Alice! I'm Hisoka Kurosaki!" Hisoka shouted as he tried once again to get free but to no avail. Tsuzuki either didn't hear him or paid him no attention as he continued running. Hisoka looked ahead of them to see where he was running to, and nearly jumped out of his skin as he saw a huge, gaping chasm as dark as the nighttime sky. "YOU IDIOT! STOP RUNNING OR WE'LL FALL IN THAT HOLE!" the teen screamed as he watched with horror the hole coming closer.

"That's the point!" Tsuzuki laughed. "It's the entrance to Wonderland!" With a giant leap at the edge of the chasm, the White Rabbit jumped in.

"YOU'RE INSANE!" Hisoka screamed as he wrapped his arms around the neck of the brunet haired rabbit, holding on for dear life. The rush of the air he felt while falling nearly taking his breath away in fear. "A fall from this height will kill us!"

Once, again, he seemed to be ignored. "Maybe we should fall down holes like this more often," Tsuzuki mused. Hisoka squeezed his eyes shut as he continued to hold onto the man. "I like it when you hold onto me like this." The teen's emerald eyes shot open as a red blush appeared on his face.

"Idiot! Don't be saying things like that at a time like this!" He fought the urge to let go of the weird hybrid, fearing that if he did he would surely die. Tsuzuki merely laughed as he held on tighter to the boy.

"Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to Alice." He smiled.

"For the last time, I'm not Alice!" Hisoka screamed when a blinding white light engulfed the two. Hisoka closed his eyes again, tightening his grip on the man's neck. After a few moments, nothing happened. Hisoka refused to open his eyes, however.

I'm dead, he thought. I died. I was kidnapped by a weird rabbit-man hybrid and I died.

"Alice, you can open you're eyes now," the emerald eyed teen heard the familiar voice and slowly obeyed, opening his eyes to see that he was no longer in Meifu, but instead in a small, round room with a small table that sat in the middle of it. Paintings lined the walls of the small room. Hisoka realized that he was still holding onto Tsuzuki and quickly let go, a deep blush evident on his face. The rabbit-eared man made to move to release Hisoka from the bridal style hold, instead finding it content to just stand there and smile.

"Put me down," the sandy haired teen growled. Tsuzuki pouted.

"Alright, but I really like holding you, Alice." He mumbled as he promptly obeyed. "We should do this more often." He gave Hisoka a little smirk, turning him redder than he already was.

"Idiot! Don't say things like that! And my name is Hisoka! Hi-so-ka!" The smirk the rabbit had on his face disappeared as a confused frown took it's place. For the first time, the young teen got a look at his kidnapper. Tsuzuki wore a black, business-like suit with a watch sticking out of the chest pocket. His tie had a single heart on the knot and he wore thin framed glasses and white gloves.

"No," he replied, "you're name's Alice." He said, as if trying to convince himself.

"No, it's not." Hisoka retaliated. "I think I would know my own name." the White Rabbit's violet eyes went as wide as saucers as he examined the teen closer.

"You're not Alice?" He asked, concern in his voice.

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" Hisoka shouted at the taller male. Tsuzuki shrieked as he threw his gloved hands to his face in a despaired fashion.

"This is horrible! You're not Alice!" he screamed, pacing the small room they were in. "I was ordered to bring Alice to Wonderland! If the queens find out I've failed…" Hisoka crossed his arms and glared down at the floor for being put in this mess. His anger didn't last long, once he noticed what he was wearing.

"What the—" he started as he examined himself for the first time. He wore light, baby blue overalls that came down to his knees and were really poofy at the legs. Where his overalls cut off at, black and white striped tights continued down until his black shoes. He had on a poofy, white, short sleeved shirt on underneath the overalls. All in all, the outfit was ridiculous and made him feel extremely girly. His face turned a bright red out of embarrassment.

"What did you say your name was?" Hisoka heard Tsuzuki ask, cutting through his thoughts on his embarrassing outfit.

"Hisoka…Kurosaki," Hisoka replied. Tsuzuki nodded.

"Okay, 'Soka, so have you ever heard of a person named Alice back where you're from?" Hisoka scowled at the nickname but decided to help the guy out and think back to his home. For some reason, he couldn't remember anything. Not one face or object came to mind when he thought about where he came from. His memories seemed to stretch as far back as the moment he got kidnapped. Hisoka let out a gasp as his eyes widened in shock, fear, and worry. Why couldn't he remember anything? "Hisoka?" Tsuzuki asked. "Are you okay?" Hisoka shook his head.

"No… I can't remember anything. I can't remember home, friends, family…nothing." Tsuzuki had a worried look on his face before placing a hand on Hisoka's shoulder.

"Don't worry about it, forget I asked." He smiled brightly. "I think I'd like you better than some person named Alice anyways." Hisoka turned a light shade of pink before turning his gaze away.

"Idiot, you just met me. Not only that, but you kidnapped me and brought me here thinking I was someone else. I'm ticked." Tsuzuki laughed.

"That's okay!" He smiled. "Now you can enjoy Wonderland as much as possible!" Hisoka rolled his eyes, but couldn't shake the feeling that the rabbit-eared man seemed familiar somehow, finding his outgoing and annoying attitude somehow comforting. Suddenly, the teen watched how Tsuzuki's eyes saddened and he looked towards the ground. "Just remember you can't stay forever." Hisoka raised an eyebrow.

"What?" he asked when the rabbit-man jumped.

"That's right, I need to tell the queens there has been a mistake!" He pulled what appeared to be a piece of candy out of his pocket. "I'll see you later, 'Soka!" He smiled as he ate the candy and shrunk down to the size of a mouse.

"Wait, what's going on?" Hisoka asked as he watched the now tiny man run towards a small door, open it up, and run out. "Tsuzuki!" he shouted, now alone in the circular room.

A/N

I was bored and this idea popped into my head. I needed something to do while I wrote up chapters to my other story, and I love this anime and manga! Let me know if it was a good start! Future chapters will be longer, im just trying to get things started here.