What Would Happen during a Naruto Armageddon
Disclaimer: Hoshikawa Subaru does not own Naruto
Naruto will stop saying dattebayo
Sakura's forehead will become normal sized
Sasuke will ask out Sakura and stop pursuing Itachi
Sai will stop talking about dicks
Kiba will become a cat person
Shino will ingest buy spray
Hinata will stop stuttering
Choji will go on a diet and admit he is fat
Shikamaru will become an exercise addict
Ino will eat a hundred bags of pork rinds and not try and diet to work it off
Ten Ten will admit that she hates Neji
Neji will accept a non-fate related attitude
Lee will announce his hate of Gai and renounce the Power of Youth
Gai will admit his inferiority to Kakashi and renounce the Power of Youth
Kakashi will stop reading Icha Icha and take off his mask
Kurenai and Asuma will admit they are going out
Tsunade will give up drinking and gambling and actually do her paperwork
Jiraiya will lose interest in porn and stop writing Icha Icha
Orochimaru will become straight
Gaara will become a hippie
Temari will burn her fan
Kankurou will burn his puppets
Kabuto will become straight
Kisame will eat shark fin soup and win a girl over
Itachi will smile
Hidan would convert to Christianity
Kakazu would donate all his money to charity
Sasori will say "Art is a bang!"
Deidara willl say "Art is eternal beauty"
Tobi will say he is a bad boy
Zetsu will become a vegetarian
Konan will admit that she hates Pein
Pein will admit that he is not god
Yamato will burn himself
Shizune will stop yelling "AHIIIIIIII!"
Chuck Norris will fail
THESE ARE THE SIGNS OF ARMAGEDDON