Notes: This story takes place between the Gundam Wing series and Endless Waltz. I'm German, so please don't flame because of grammar or spelling mistakes, English is my second language after all. But I really did my best. ALSO: this story is only meant for entertainment and not to be taken seriously. Especially the parts about Nazis ^_^;;;;
Chapter 1 of 3. More to come very soon!
Chapter 1: Relena, the human timebomb
It all began on an almost normal day at Heero and Duo's home...
*Heero is watching TV in the living room, when Duo enters the room*
Duo: Heero! Something terrible has happened!
Heero: Hn?
Duo: It's Relena! She went on an expedition to Pluto with Dr.G a month
ago, and they arrived back at Earth today!...
*Heero interrupts Duo suddenly*
Heero: So what? I don't care about anything she does, would you please
stop distracting me, I'm trying to watch Dragonball Z here!
Duo: No, please listen Heero! It's very important, Dr.G told me that
Relena somehow got infected by a deadly virus on Pluto, but she thinks
he's a senile old fart and decided to go back to Earth inspite of his warnings.
The problem is, that in 24 hours, the virii will start to multiply inside
her body with great speed, until then it's still possible to stop the virus
by *hesitates*...killing her.
Heero: I've been trying to do that for about a year now, and now I'm
supposed to succeed in only one day?
Duo: If we don't, the virus will spread and erase all live on Earth.
Heero: We can't do it alone, Duo! You will call Trowa and I will call
Quatre.
Duo: What about Wufei?
Heero: He always pisses me off, we don't need that idiot to help us.
*At that precise moment Wufei jumps through a closed window into the
house, breaking it and showering the floor with shards of glass*
Wufei: I heard everything and I'm here to help, even if you don't want
me to, Yuy!
Heero: You could've used the door, you bastard, and who allowed you
to be stalking us anyway?
Wufei: ...er...I was here by coincidence.
Duo: Yeah right, well, you can come if you clean up the mess you've
made and pay us for the damage, and keep quiet during the mission, will
ya!
Wufei: grr...
*Then Heero and Duo call Trowa and Quatre, and the four meet with their
Gundams at Sanc Kingdom. Wufei agrees reluctantly to clean up the mess
he'd made and to catch up with them later*
Heero: Ok, I'm for destroying the whole Sanc Kingdom, then she will
be sure to be dead.
Quatre: No need for that, Heero, here she comes straight for us.
Relena: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOO!
Trowa: I'll just make the first move...
*And Trowa fires with his Gattling gun at Relena, but he misses terribly*
Trowa: ......can't hit anything smaller than a Mobile Suit.... didn't
have enough money to buy missiles...
Duo: Then it's my turn, Relena, the God of Death will finally come
for you!
*Deathsycthe Hell jumps, trying to land directly on Relena*
Relena: OH WAIT, I FORGOT YOUR LETTER AT THE CASTLE!
*Relena suddenly changes direction, so Duo's attack misses by an inch,
expecting Relena to run forward*
Duo: Damnit! Who wants to try now?
Heero: I will, we'll just wait till she returns, then I'll kill her.
*So they wait for 5 minutes, Relena returns, this time, the pilots
let her reach Heero's Gundam, Heero gets out of his Gundam and both approach
each other*
Relena: ...Heero
Heero: Yeah yeah yeah, listen, I don't care about that stupid letter,
all I want do now is kill you *he pulls out a gun*
Relena: Oh, Heero, I've been waiting so long for this moment! Please,
Heero, Pull the trigger!
*Suddenly, a blond boy arrives next to Heero and Relena*
Heero: And who the hell are you?
Blond boy: So, you don't remember me, do you, Yuy? Most people don't
know either, I only showed up in Gundam Wing Episode two as a stupid admirer
of Relena, you embarrassed me at fencing! Does that ring a bell? The few
people who do know me, only know me as the *trembling with anger and speaking
through gritted teeth* „Wiener Schnitzel"...hey Relena, today is my birthday
party, don't you remember?
Relena: Oh yes, when is it gonna start?
Wiener Schnitzel: In 10 minutes.
Relena: Oh, dear, I'm sorry but I promised...when did I promise to
come again?
Wiener Schnitzel: That was months ago.
Relena: Right, so I won't be able to be killed by you now, or Wiener
will be sad...we have to leave immediately.
Heero: You bitch! Come back here! *tries to fire at her, but the gun
wasn't loaded* oh fuck!
Quatre: Oh no! I won't be able to show you my cool plan after all,
you know, I was going to ask her out on a drink and put poison in her's.
It was sure to have worked!
Heero: No, it wouldn't have. Shut up!
Quatre: ...okay.
End of Chapter 1