Hey, I'm making a parody fic of M&L:SSS using two of my OC's. I'm going to (mostly) follow the storyline, but the fights will seem more epic. (against bosses, at least.) ((oh yeah, italics means thought, but without quotation marks.))

Our 'camera' zooms in on a sea green castle, somewhere near the mushroom kingdom…

"Mama! Mama! Some ambassadors from the beanbean kingdom are here!" Said a random luma, heading towards a what looked like a princess dressed in sea green and sitting on a throne.

"Very well, little one. Let them in." Said the princess. It was nice of Peach to build me a castle on this planet near her castle, but I thought the ties with the beanbean kingdom were already good with the mushroom kingdom… Why are they going to me and not her? She thought to herself as the ambassador came in, one tall and elderly, while what looked like the assistant was little boy.

"Ahh, Rosalina. It's nice to meet you now that you have a castle. I wish to make a better first impression than the last time an ambassador came here, so please, accept this gift." The elder said as the young boy brought a treasure chest to Rosalina.

"Oh, thank you… I never got your name." She said while putting the gift in her lap.

"My name does not concern you. Fawful! Open the box!" She demanded while pointing at the boy.

"You shall now see our plan of doom!" Fawful said as he opened the box.

When the box opened, a mouth came out and sprayed knock out gas into Rosalina, causing all the lumas, even Polari, to panic.

"Eeya-hahaha!" The elder cackled as Fawful put some strange machine on his head.

After using the weird machine to suck up the knock out gas, Fawful puts it away. "Cackletta, we must make haste to leave the place of greenessness!" He said while running towards the exit, knocking down lumas. Cackletta, the elder, took off her disguise and followed him.

"Mama, please wake up! Mama!" A random luma said while next to Rosalina.

"Is there a problem of some sort?" Said a robotic voice out of nowhere.

"Actually, there is. Come with me please." Polari said, looking calmer than the others.

MEANWHILE…

Our camera zooms in on a black tanks with six wheels, but it goes into it via a window.

"Dude, why are we going to Rosalina's castle?" Said a teenager dressed in a yellow nuke shirt, green military jacket, and an orange fedora.

"Because, Quilace, she invited us to a party, and you know how I can't resist those." Said a paper thin Mario look-alike with red overalls and a yellow shirt and hat.

"Ario, I mean why did you bring me with you?" Said Quilace, leaning back in the passenger seat.

"Oh, she's having it at her castle, and I herd she's got a huge manga collection, so I thought you'd be interested." Said Ario, cranking the tank into 6th gear.

"Well what are we waiting for? Let's use the nitro!" Said Quilace, ready to hit a random button on the control pad.

"I didn't install nitro on this thing, and that's the launch missiles button." Ario said, making Quilace's hand go away.

"Well, it looks like we're here anyway. Pull the emergency brake, there's no way we'll stop in time." Quilace said, not expecting Ario to do that.

"Oh, we will." Ario said while slamming on the brakes, making Quilace jump.

"Hey, is that who I think it is?" Ario said when they crashed through the doors, seeing a person dressed in black, but with a pumpkin for a head.

Then, the tank came to a stop some feet in front of the throne, where Rosalina was sitting.

"It's Pumpkin Bot! What happened here to make you show up?" Quilace said as he stepped out of the tank.

"Well, there's been an incident where Rosalina's voice was stolen, and replaced." Pumpkin Bot (P-Bot for short)

Ario just stares at him, as does Quilace. "No, seriously, what's the problem?" Quilace asks.

"I told you, Rosalina's voice was stolen!" P-Bot answered.

"Right, and I'm the real Mario." Ario said sarcastically.

"I'm serious here, Ario."

"And I'm serious too, what happened?"

"You wanna go, paper punk?"

"Bring it, tin can!"

BEGINNER BATTLE: P-BOT.

Ario Jumps on P-Bot, making him lose 1 HP.

P-Bot punches Ario, making him lose 2 HP.

"Ario!" Quilace shouted out, as he was on the sidelines.

"What is it, Quilace? I'm fighting here." Ario said to him.

"Straighten your legs at the last moment to deal more damage!" He responded.

"Fine, gosh." It's not like I'm in an RPG or something… He thought to himself while jumping on P-Bot, dealing 2 damage this time.

P-Bot approaches Ario.

"Ario, jump now! You'll counter-attack!" Quilace yelled.

As Ario did so, he dodged P-Bot's arm and landed on it, dealing 1 damage.

"You know, this is pointless. It's better for me to show you." P-Bot said, ending the battle.

BATTLE OVER, 0 EXP GAINED.

"Rosalina, can you try talking to them? They don't believe me." P-Bot said, prompting Rosalina to talk.

"%^& %^ #$$% !& $%&($ ^&*?" She said, making symbols appear above her head and explode on the ground.

"Talk about explosive vocabulary." Ario said while coming out from behind a pillar.

"Um, yeah." Said Quilace, coming out from behind a different pillar. "How did this happen?"

"I think Polari here can explain that to you." P-Bot said while pointing at a black luma.

"What happened is that an ambassador from the beanbean kingdom came over, and knocked her out while stealing her voice with some weird gas. Her assistant said she was named Cackletta, or something." The luma said to them.

"Well, Mario and Luigi are on an adventure, so why don't we go?" said Quilace, giving a friendly punch to Ario. Besides, my alchemy powers are missing for some reason. Maybe if we go on this adventure, I can find out why.

"Good idea Quilace, but we need to fly to get to the beanbean kingdom." Ario said to him. My hammer's missing, though. Hope I don't need it if we do end up on an adventure.

"I can help with that. I recently got an airship." Said P-Bot.

"%^#* &!(, ~_*($ ~&^ #$)(^&$!, $%^ !(&%^ $^&( %&# $%. "Rosalina said, making symbols appear above her head.

"OH SHI- RUN!" The Ario, Quilace and P-Bot said while running away.

Rosalina looked up, and saw the symbols hadn't dropped yet. Whoops. She than ran away.

We then see that castle, zoomed out, have an explosion occur in it, making smoke come out the windows and all the flags bent.

"This is going to be an interesting story to tell after we're done." Quilace mumbled to himself.

While our heroes prepare for travel, you will wait for the next chapter, after (hopefully) reading and reviewing.