Hey everyone! I know that this has been done like a billion times before, but I wanted to give it a try...

Flames welcome!

My comments are in Bold, Regular is the original story and Italic Bold is one of my best friends, Moni (she'll be helping me with the commentary).

Moni: Hi, Monica here! We don't own the original story (Thank God), Tara Gilesbie (or whatever her real name is) does.

Chapter 1

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) So funny… not. 2 my gf (ew not in that way) WTF you said it! raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! She helped you… with the… spelling… (headdesk) Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX! U don't sound so "deprezzed"

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way Umm, you do know that dementia is a disease, right? And why is there a random apostrophe in Darkness? and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Wait a sec! So you were born with long ebony black hair… with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears So you have eyes the color of transparent tears? and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee Doubt it (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!) I would, but this is way too funny LOLz. I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie So you are a fan of incest? . I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white Really? Aren't they green and curly?. I have pale white skin Hmm, that's weird. Most people have pale dark skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England SCOTLAND! where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic Since when is Hot Topic in England? and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation But you just said that you have "pale white skin" and... , black eyeliner and red eye shadow So u basically look like a "goffik" clown . I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun That's called sleet… And it's nice to know that u are wearing a corset and a miniskirt in this weather… , which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them U are just so rational sometimes… .

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Wait for it… Wait for it… Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly Huh, wait, what! Shyly? WHAT DID U DO TO DRACO? (goes to hunt down Tara).

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Awesome conversation! It was really detailed.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz! Hmm let's see: It's 254 words long and it pretty much describes what Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (don't go through the trouble of remembering it, it randomly changes every few chapters) is wearing. It also features an extremely OOC Draco Malfoy who barely says anything. In two words- IT SUCKS!