The plot bunnies are back! *DUH DUH DUH!* Still working on expanding "Kittens". Its alot harder than I thought it would be.
Prank Week!
Auggie was practically bouncing as he walked into the office. It was Friday morning, and he couldn't wait for Monday, and the start of his favorite week of the year. These thoughts, on his favorite week, were interrupted by the scent of his favorite woman. "Annie!"
"I'm going to sneak up on you, one day. Just watch me." Annie slipped up next to him and brushed his hand with hers. In response, he reached up and took her arm.
"That'll be the day, Walker. It will take more than changing your perfume, shoes, and shampoo."
Annie was about to respond with a witty comment, when she noticed the large smile on his face. It was actually, kind of creepy. "Auggie, why are you so happy? Not that I don't like seeing you happy, but I'm just wondering why?"
His smile grew wider. "Next week is "Prank Week", and I always get excited about it. Well, that and alcohol. Not in that exact order."
"O.K. I'll bite. Whats "Prank Week?"
"Well I figured that would be pretty self-explanatory."
"Auggie!" she cried. It was way too early for guessing games.
He laughed. "Its an unofficial holiday. At least it is for me." He explained. "For one week only, Anybody can prank anybody, and I mean anybody! Joan likes to pretend that it dosn't happen, but it does."
She looked at him in amazement. "Seriously? You can prank anybody? Like Joan, Arthur, and Jai?"
"Joan yes, Arthur no, Jai...yes, oh yes."
Annie couldn't help but giggle at the ill-hidden glee in his voice. He was like a little boy on Christmas. "Please tell me you will leave me out."
His smile reached cheshire proportions. "Oh no. You will be my first victim!" He punctuated this with an evil laugh, and Annie feared for her safety.
"What about you? Can we prank the blind guy?"
He gave her that maddening smirk that she loved so much. "You can try. For the past four years, no one has been able to prank me. There is actually a second week called "Revenge Week". Its just a solid week of people trying, and I do mean trying, to get back at me."
A plan was forming in Annie's head before Auggie had even finished his sentence. Growing up the little sister, and therefor the most devious, she already had a plan. The Prank King was about to be de-throned.