Sanada has a Sister?
Hi, this is my first fanfic. It is also my sorry attempt at humor. Sorry if it sucks. I got this idea from Fullmetal Alchemist when Havoc meets Armstrong's sister. It was so funny, I couldn't help making a fanfic.
Warning: I do not own Prince of Tennis or any of its characters.
"What? Fuku-buchou has a sister?" Rikkaidai's junior ace, Akaya Kirihara, screeched.
The captain, Yukimura, simply nodded his head and smiled. "Yes. I'm surprised that you did not know that. His sister is one year younger than Sanada, so she is in your grade."
"But she doesn't go to Rikkai, does she?" Yagyuu asked, joining the conversation.
"No. She goes to an all-girls academy a few miles away. But she still visits for holidays." Yukimura said. "In fact, it is almost time for one of those visits isn't it, Sanada?
"...Yeah."
Now Akaya was practically bouncing off the walls. "Then can we see her, buchou? I want to see what she's like."
"Hey brat, are you sure that's such a good idea?" Nioh said, chuckling darkly.
"What do you mean?"
Nioh looked amused at this question. "Well, think. She is Sanada's sister, so she must share a lot of genes with him. She may be just like him."
"Just like him?" The whole team muttered. They suddenly pictured Sanada with long hair, running toward them in a pink dress. The whole team visible shuddered. One of the 7th graders ran up to them.
"Hey Fuku-buchou! There's a girl here to see you. Says she's your sister or something."
"...Thanks, let her in."
The team snapped out of their shock.
"Sanada's sister is here?" Akaya cried. "No, I don't want to see her."
"Too late brat. Now we'll probably be scarred for life because of what you asked." Nioh said with a smirk.
They all craned their necks to see where the girl was. They couldn't see her until she was right in front of them.
"Um, nice to meet you. My name is Megumi." The girl said nervously.
The team all stared in shock at her. She had long brown hair, shy eyes, and was of medium height. She was normal. And also kind of...pretty.
"Wait. You're Sanada's sister?" Akaya burst out.
"Yes. Don't we look alike?"
"Well, um. You are kind of alike, but you are more..." The whole team stuttered.
"More what?" Megumi asked innocently.
"Well, you are better looking, have a better body, and you are not at all like Sanada." Nioh pointed out with a malicious smile.
"Is that so?" Megumi seemed friendly, but her aura around her had taken a dangerous turn.
"Nioh!" Sanada yelled.
"No, it's okay brother." She said sweetly. "I'll take care of this one."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure." She said smiling. She turned to Nioh. "Now then, you said your name was Nioh, right?"
"That's right." He said smirking. "Why? You wanna go on a date?"
"Nioh..." She said sweetly. "TEN LAPS NOW!" She screamed, her personality changing completely.
"W-what?"
"YOU HEARD ME! NOW GET MOVING!"
Nioh looked like he was about to challenge her, but decided against it since Sanada and Megumi's aura's screamed anger.
"B-buchou." Akaya said weakly. "I thought you said they were nothing alike."
Yukimura turned and smiled sweetly. "Now when did I ever say that, Akaya?"
Akaya sweatdropped as he watched Nioh run his laps, yelling curses at the Sanada siblings.