Yuffie And Her Big Fat Mouth
Yuffie
''Vincent
has a girl friend''
Vincent
''I do
not have a girl friend Yukkie Kissherdoggie"
Yuffie
"It's
Kisaragi! What do you mean Yukkie?"
Vincent
''Well
I mean you are Yukkie and you do kiss your doggie.
Yuffie
''How
do you know do you spy on me? Huh Huh?
Vincent
''Why
would anybody want to spy on a witch like yourself.''
Then
suddenly Yuffie BAMM*******Vincent sees ~STARS*~
Vincent
''uh uh
uh uh Why did you do that you wicked witch of Wutai?"
Yuffie
BAMM
***********
Vincent
''What
pretty stars mommy!!"
Then he falls on the floor unconcious''
Setting:At
the hospital vincent lies in his bed with two black eyes.cloud and seporith
come running in
Cloud
''I
came as soon as I heard''
Sepiroth
''Dude
who beat you up? I'll beat them up for you''
Vincent
''oh oh
hoh Yuffie
Cloud
'' did
you say Yuffie as in Yuffie Kisaragi''
Vincent
''Did I
studder?''
Sepiroth
''You
let a girl beat you up?Man forget this I'm outta here.Bye Cloud.
Cloud
''Wait
up I'll give you lift home.Bye wussie."
Setting:Tifa's
house tifa and her friends are eating pizza and Yuffie walks in.
Yuffie
''Whats
kikken girls?"
Tifa
"uh
nothin' were just havin' some pizza."
Yuffie
"oh
thats always good.''
Tifa
''What
got her tongue?"
Yuffie
''I
beat up Vincent"
Tifa
"You
go girl you show him who's boss."
Everybody
turns silent and looks at
Tifa......................................................................................
Tifa
"What
are you all looking at? Do I have something in my teeth?"
Yuffie
''I
actually feel kinda bad."
Tifa
''UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUyou
kotta be jooken"
Tifa
''your
jooken right?"
Yuffie
"NO
TT."
Tifa
"Are
you looking at my tts?"
Yuffie
''Good
bye"
Setting:
Hospital Counter with Clerk
Yuffie
"Would
you tell me where would Vincent Valentine be located?"
Clerk
"Down
the hall in room 27 -32 on the right. Likt tah!!! How are you? I'm like totally
cool!!!"
Yuffie
is walking down the hall, sees people looking at her, she says
Yuffie
"What
the butt are you lookin at?"
Yuffie
reaches Vincent's room
Vincent
"What`are`you
````doin' her....here wit.. witch?"
Yuffie
"Do
you wanna another black eye, cause i'll be glad to give you one"
Vincent
"I
only have two eyes."
Yuffie
"I'll
make you another one with my conformer, mwhahahahahahahahahahaha"
Vincent
"AHHHH
It's Hellmasker all over again!!!"
END
P.S. Don't screw with Yuff, I think I've said 'nough!
