A/N: Total lack of inspiration, getting over the flu, and having a Hannah Montana song stuck in my mind created this. Don't worry I'll post a new chapter to just about everything else soon. Song Fic!
Nobody's Perfect
Chapter 1 The Problem and The Plan
"Deidara I'm never speaking to you ever again," Itachi said and while walking out of the room. "Itachi wait, un!" Deidara cried. But it was useless because this only cause Itachi to walk faster. "
I can't believe I just did that," Deidara said sullenly."Now he'll never know how I feel, un." "So you're just gonna giver up?" Sasori asked appearing out of nowhere.
"But danna," Deidara said. "He said he's never speaking to me ever again. It's hopeless, un." "As a wise girl once said," Sasori said. "Nobodies perfect. I gotta work it. Again and again 'til I get it right.' Are you just gonna sit there and be mopey, or are you gonna fix things and win his love?"
"But how, un?" Deidara asked. "I really messed things up this time." "What did you fucking do anyway?" Hidan asked appearing out of nowhere.
"Well," Deidara said. "I broke his mirror, helped Sasuke in his plan to kill him, lost his cat, fucked Kisame, ate his strawberry yogurt, used up the rest of his favorite nail polish, broke his Metro Station cd, and revealed his deepest darkest secret to all of Konoha High all in one day, un."
"Well, anyone who did all of that would be fucking screwed," Hidan said. "But luckily you're not anyone. You have us." "That's right," Sasori said. "We'll help you fix this."
"Thanks, un," Deidara said. "You guys are the best!" "No prob," Hidan said. "Now we need to formulate a plan." "Let's start with fixing everything first," Sasori said. "Then we'll help you win his love. I say we start with buying him a new mirror, yogurt, nail polish, and Metro Station cd."
"Then we should find the damned cat and fix things with Kisame," Hidan said. "Finally we'll deal with Sasuke and Konoha." "Easier said then done, un," Deidara said. "I don't have a job."
" Well you'll have to get one if you want to save your nonexistent romance with Itachi," Hidan said."Can you guys get a job with me?" Deidara asked. "The only jobs I've ever kept were as a stripper and as a drug dealer." "Then we have a lot of work ahead of us," Sasori said.
A/N: So what do you guys think? I'm gonna continue writing this whether you guys like it or not. Sorry I haven't been updating in a while. My mom refused to pay the internet bill until I clean the house.