Eric was a boy. He liked soda. He liked soda so much that he never ate or drank anything but pop, it was his life and his love. One day he went to Equestria and met Lyra. "Do you like soda pop?" he asked, she said "Oh, I have never had it, and I would like to try it." He gave her doctor pepp because that is the bestest tasting one. "Thank you" she said. Lyra drank it. Lyrica smiled. Then she got sick and Eric had to care for her because ponies aren't meant to drink soda theyre meant tot drink alfalfa shakes like all the other ponies; he cared for her and during that they fell in love and had dozens of human-pony babies (like normal huamsn but with horsey ears and manes and tales). They lived happily ever after even though Eric couldn't share his soda pop with nopony.