ONE DAY DOOM E. GUY

WOKE FROM HIS SLEEP, KNOWING IT WIL BE A GOOD DAY FOR RIPPAN AND TEARAN

BUT LO HE LATE FOR FPS SCHOOL SINCE HIS YOUNG BROTHER, CAPTAIN KING, HAS WISHED TO DEFRAME HIM, TURNING OF HIS ALARM CLOCK

"Oh shit i am late for FPS school" DOOM GUY CLAIMED

GRABBING A PIECE OF TOAST AND RUNNING TO SCHOOL LIKE A MOE ANIMES

AS HE REACHED THE GATES OF FPS SCHOOL, founded by his great gandpa William Blazkowicz, HE RUNED INTO MODERN WARFARE GUY

"lol watch it noobs i pwnz you 420 smokke weed all day" HE SAID, WALKING OFF TO HANG WITH HIS BITCHES

DOOMGUY WAS ANGTY

ANGRY

EVEN

BUT HE KNEW

WAS NOT YET TIME FOR RIPPAN AND TEARING

End chapter 1 : The flower which blooms into the moon