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It's my first try at a SakuSasu multichaptered story, so please review and tell me what you guys think!

You're alarm clock is ringing, you're alarm clock is ringing

The familiar sound of the mariachi alarm blasted through her ears, pulling her from her wonderful deep sleep. Cursing, her hand flew from under her covers and hit her night side table a few times until she finally was able to get a hold of the cable and unplugged that damned motherfucker that dared awake her from her slumber. She turned from her fetal position to stare at her white ceiling, closing her eyes for a quick second to try and wake up her disoriented brain. Whose brilliant idea was it to put that stupid, annoying song as her alarm clock? Naruto. She sighed, vowing to beat the shit out of him later that day, or at least dump hot, scalding coffee down his pants. Yeah, that sounded like a nice idea. With a wicked grin, she shot up from the covers, only to regret it instantly. Clutching her pounding head, she groaned and tried to move without vomiting all over her favorite covers. They were sososo pretty; it was a watercolor print with pinks and blues and yellows and it was fucking artsy. Getting up slowly, the room began to spin as she leaned on the closest wall, all the while almost falling to her doom. She wobbled over to the bathroom wanting to vomit as she looked at herself in the bathroom mirror. Like seriously, was it even possible to look this much like a gremlin? She was pretty sure that Ino, Tenten and Karin all looked relatively normal. Those pretty ass bitches. It just wasn't fair. Sighing she brushed her teeth, combed that cotton candy hell that she had on her head and managed to look relatively normal. She swallowed two advil's and walked out to her kitchen to get some coffee. As she passed her living room she had to backtrack, her eyes wide as she took in the scene. To say her living room was trashed would be an understatement. Her lamp was laying on the floor, clothes and books strewn everywhere, bottles of boozepresiousbooze were scattered everywhere. She was startled from her reverie by the sound of her phone alarm, alerting her that she had less than ten minutes to get to class.

Which was on the other side of campus.

Fuck Ino, fuck Ino so much, her inner said.

And Sakura couldn't have been more inclined to agree.

Static Rush

Chapter 1

"Come on forehead! Live a little, seriously if I wasn't your best friend I'd think you're a hermit."

Sipping on her caramel macchiato, Sakura glared at her so called best friend who was sitting in front of her casually picking at her blueberry scone.

"Oh, come on, drink up your coffees, swallow some advils and suck it the fuck up you weaklings. It was a fun fucking night, and who do you have to thank? Me, Ino," the blond said flicking her ponytail over her shoulder and staring at the two hung over girls with a proud expression on her face. They really did not appreciate her enough. Honestly they should be waiting on her hand and foot, because she was Ino fucking Yamanaka, a glittery fairy that graced earth with her presence 19 years ago, and had the most amazing ideas. Always.

A snarl ripped from Tenten's throat as she lunged over the coffee table to strangle Ino, only to be held back by Hinata, who tried to calm the bun-haired girl down by coaxing her with a big chocolate cookie. Ino, seemingly oblivious to the murderous intent coming from Sakura and Tenten, turned to the door with a brilliant smile on her face. "Karin! Thank goodness you've come to save me from these boring ass bitches who don't know how to appreciate my brilliance," Ino said dramatically, smiling wickedly at the red head to came to sit next to Ino. Turning to smirk at the three hung over girls, Karin cackled inwardly. Karin loved Ino, she was like her other half; equally as bitchy and conniving and fucking brilliant. And she held the same high tolerance for alcohol. Like really fucking high. They were the queens of shots at the local bar. Ferserious.

"Hello my little shitfaced angels, how were you're classes today?" Karin said taking a huge bite out of Ino's scone. Fuck these things were so good she thought almost moaning out loud. Back to the matter at hand, Karin took in the two girls completely disheveled appearance and lifted an eyebrow. "Don't worry, you guys had some serious fun last night. You really should be thanking Ino."

Sakura's eyebrows furrowed as she tried to remember just what shit went down the previous night, but her hung over, disoriented brain just couldn't seem to connect the dots. Tenten, bless her soul, saved her the embarrassment of having to admit that she didn't remember anything, leaned forward.

"Just what kind of fun did we have last night?" She said in an irritated voice. With a cackle, Ino leaned forward and smirked at the two girls. "Oh ho, ho. So you guys don't remember? Well Let's just say you guys gave Neji and Sasuke a night to remember," she said with a salacious smirk.

Sakura felt her face pale. Sharing a panicked look with Tenten, Sakura turned to look at the devil bitches that were Thunder thighs aka Karin and Fat ass, aka Ino.

"I—Sasuke? Wha—What did I do?" Sakura stuttered. Now normally if Sakura were to do something with a hot piece of ass on a drunken night she would laugh at it with Karin and Ino. But this hot piece of ass was Sasuke; one of her best friends from forever and the love of her life. Ok, so maybe not the love of her life, but she loved him. She knew that much. So doing anything with him, drunken or not, was going to cause a problem because she was the literal definition of awkward turtle and Sasuke was an unfeeling, asexual ass. Seriously, Sakura often wondered if Sasuke even had a sexual orientation, or if he was just there to tease the female race with good looks knowing they could never have it. "Oh, you just had sex with him," Ino said airily while she inspected her nails. Sakura choked on the caramel macchiato that she was sipping. But before she could say anything the fuckup fairy struck again. The door jingled and Sasuke and his crew walked through. Her face burning in embarrassment she covered her head with a hoodie and slid down in her seat.

"Oh Sasuke! Guys! How are you?" Karin said, waving them over.

It was then that Sakura realized that red and yellow were the colors of the devil.