Txt Me

by SelfDestructIn54321

Magnus and Simon have crushes. They ask Clary to ask said crushes out for them-but Clary does it by text instead. She gets the number of both her friends' crushes' friend: Jace. What started as a simple "Will you go out with . . . " is turning into a romance . . . but Jace is kind of an jerk. The worst summary EVER. T 'cause I'm paranoid. Just dating and talk of kissing. ONESHOT.

Disclaimer: Disclaimed. All human, Clace. I really don't know what else to say. Um. I got this idea from a series of conversation hearts. This is a fuzzy Valentine's Day fanfic. REALLY late, but don't judge me. I'm not into fluff.

THIS IS A ONESHOT

January 1, 2014

Is this Jace? I got your number from my friend Magnus.

Who are you? I dont know anyone named Magnus.

Magnus knows your sister.

Isabelle?

Yeah. Now this is embarrassing, but my friends like your . . . siblings.

Magnus?

And Simon.

I only have one sister.

Magnus is gay.

Alec is straight.

Check your facts.

January 2, 2014

Alec's sticking with the straight thing.

He likes you.

You're disgusting.

January 3, 2014

Alec likes me.

ITYS

?

I told you so.

So who am I asking out?

January 4, 2014

Tomorrow 6 Taki's for Isabelle.

She'll be there.

Thursday 7 Java Jones 4 Alec.

Wts wth the txt spk?

U ddnt abb. "the".

Hw do u abb. "abrieviate"?

Abrviate?

Minus two letters?

You try!

Abvt.

That sounds like you swallowed an ape.

?

January 5, 2014

Magnus says thanks.

What's your name?

Clary.

Wt skool do u go 2?

Negative.

What?

January 6, 2014

NO NEW MESSAGES

January 7, 2014

I'm still waiting for your answer.

I'm not giving it.

January 8, 2014

I saw you at school today.

Thts ns.

You spelled nice wrong.

EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEHHEHEHEHEH

Are you laughing or something?

. . .

January 9, 2014

Alright, I give up. I don't care anymore.

(:,'

Impressive. No emoticons and everything!

EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

That's smaller than last time.

January 10, 2014

Tonight 8. Look for the car that's been attacked by rabid coyotes.

?

January 11, 2014

I am so sincerely sorry, Clarissa Morgenstern!

ONE HOUR LATER

Can we just start over?

Shut up.

Please?

ONE HOUR LATER

Please?

ONE HOUR LATER

Shut up.

ONE HOUR LATER

First kiss. First kiss.

I'm going out with Simon.

Isabelle's going out with Simon.

Shut up.

January 12, 2014

FIRST KISS.

Shut up.

FIRSTKISSFIRSTKISSFIRSTKISS.

I hate you.

I didn't mean to

ONE HOUR LATER

Talk to you like that.

ONE HOUR LATER

It's my fault.

DUH.

ONE HOUR LATER

I'm sorry.

ONE HOUR LATER

I'm sorry.

ONE HOUR LATER

I'msorryI'MSORRY!

YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN.

January 13, 2014

First kiss. First kiss. First kiss.

No.

First kiss.

January 14, 2014

First kiss.

UNforgiven.

Tonight seven. Motorcycle.

Shut up.

ONE HOUR LATER

First kiss!

STALKER!

First kiss!

..!. .

ONE HOUR LATER

First kiss.

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