One day on the world of Sonic The Hedgehog, the blue blur himself was chasing after Dr. Eggman, who was up to no good again as he had evil ham in his hands. His friends Amy Rose, Miles 'Tails' Prower, and Knuckles The Echidna all joined him as they went through all of Seaside Hill, and then Casino Park, and then they ended up in Crisis City, seeing Mephiles The Dark having a barbeque with himself.
"What the hell?" Solendra exclaimed as he placed his hands on his face, shaking his head. "Where's Egumon?"
"That fat oaf of crap went off somewhere." Mestephiles remarked as he was flipping some hamburgers, turning to the four anthropomorphic mammals. "Why do you want to chase him so much?"
"Because he's a big fat meanie!" Amsterdam exclaimed as she dusted off her red dress.
"Yeah! I want to pound his face in! With my knuckles!" Kajunkles stated as he pounded his chest.
Shadow The Hedgehog and Silver The Hedgehog popped up in front of the gang, shocking them.
"Damn, we nearly missed this." Jadow remarked as he had his arms crossed together.
"It's no use! This plot makes no sense!" Exclaimed Silkie as he flailed his arms about.
"Well, nothing in this series makes sense." Tales corrected as he was flying in the air.
Suddenly a giant evil ham fell on top of everyone, with Dr. Emmgan laughing as he pointing at himself.
"Wah ha ha! I really got them this time!" Eggomon stated as he twisted his mustache. "And once this ham of evil sizzles, I shall eat it! And be filled with evil, hammy goodness, I mean, badness! Yes!"
"Oh put a sock in it." Mephils remarked as he emerged out of the evil ham and zapped Eggsmun with lightning like in Star Wars, causing Eggedmin to turn into a chicken as he walked around the giant evil ham.