Disclaimer: Touhou belongs to Zun. Everything else belongs to their rightful owner. I do not own any of the things from this story, and am merely making use of them
A/N: Well, here we have a rather generic idea with a twist! Yes, it's a retelling of Highly Responsive to Prayers from how I imagine it went, but it's not from the PoV you might expect. It's from the boss's PoV~
Y/N: I would add my thoughts, but-
A/N: Shush!
Y/N: Fine, but do remember that you owe me, Yukari.
A/N: For the last time-
Y/N: You mean one of many times.
A/N: ...Stop calling me you, just because you felt the need to switch our bodies, dang it! Anyways, due to the twist, this shall pretty much be a very strange story.
A/N2: Aaaand before I knew it, I had started writing it in Luminous Beginnings' style! Jeez... This shall be a strange, strange little story at this rate... Ohh, and while the story will make little sense at first, the reason of that shall become apparent in due time. Yes, this is connected to the Paradise series, even if that doesn't really make sense as of right now.
Ohh? How long has it been since last we have had a visitor...Isn't that right, Sin? Well, you don't have to bite my head off; I already know of what blood she is. No, I will not allow you to spill it. Yes, that is final!
Now, where was I... Ahh, yes... Floating out from the shadows to reveal our rather unique form. I do wish that we had a voice to speak with, but this shall do. Oho, a fiesty one, isn't she? ...Did she just hit herself over the head with that yin-yang orb?
Aaand she would seem to be out cold... How do I know? I poked her; I know you feel everything that I do, so put an end to this act of yours. ...No, not like that at all! No, I am not a pedophile! Ohh haha, how bored you must be to even make that jest... No, we will not eat her, either. ...Need you even ask the why...? First off, eating her would bring nothing but yin to us, and I am not about to allow you control over us again.
Especially after last time. You willfully ignored our duty, and instead caused trouble of the evil kind. Yes, I do realize that I have a way with words. ...And I also realize that that was sarcasm, yes. You know what, I shall end this conversation now, Sin. Ohh, how original! Did it take you all decade to think that one up? Perhapse a century or two? Maybe I did go a bit far with that, but you are being a bit of an irritant. ...True, that would br the norm for you, now that you mention it...
Ohh? It would seem that she has awoken, Sin. Quiet. ...Yes, that is true, that was a bit of a stupid thing to say; it is not as though we can speak. Well, that hurt... Right in the yang, ouch! Wait, stop hitting me! ...And stop laughing, Sin!
No choice, if she's going to be like this... Breaking the first seal! Almost... there... There! With that broken, I can now communicate with her. Ahh, it feels good to have legs once more. Ohh, who am I kidding. It feels good to be even a semblance of alive once more. Although my time is limited... I would preffer not to allow myself to weaken enough that you can free yourself, Sin.
Hail, young one of Hakurei. How is it that I know your familiy name? You have the orb, do you not? Ohh, do not act so surprised; I was not always an enormous ball of yin and yang. That wasn't untill after I died. Ohh, shut up... ...No, not you, young one. You see, there is another that is sealed within me. My sister, Sin. ...Yes, her name does speak a great deal about her, hmm? I'm actually surprised that you know the english word for such a thing, however... Ohh well, that is of less than a great deal of importance.
Ohh? You wish to know why I was in such a form? Well, that is a rather short tale, but I suppose it is good to pass on the wisdom of the past to the next generation. ...Or however many generations it has been since when last I was alive. Well, it is in part to keep the spirit of my sister in check, for she is quite the little trouble maker. A pillaged village here, a neglected sweeping duty there, and... Yes, I must agree on her being quite evil for neglecting her sweeping duty. Not to mention that she has a habit to wander off and eat people. Yes, quite hard to keep her from doing as such when I let her off her leash, so I do make sure not to.
On that note, why would you be here? Should your parents not be looking over you, at the shrine a ways away? I'm not so sure as to what a supermarket is, but I shall assume them to be at a market of some sort. And why are you not at home? Something destroyed said shrine, and ran this way? Well I did let a fallen angel through not that long ago, but they had clearance to be banished to Makai. Not to mention that I can't exactly let you simply go to one of the many hells. Such a thing needs a guardian's permission, which you obviously haven't recieved.
Why yes, I am a good spirit of sorts, but it would be unwise to trust the words of a stranger. I could be some sort of pervert who has developed an elaborate ruse, just to get into your cute little nickers. No, just because I say it in such a way does not mean that I want to see the contents, Sin! Nor would I find the contents to be even cuter, as you say! No, I am not a pedophile! ...Sorry about that, now where were we? ...Yes, that would be Sin I was talking to again. Ohh damn it all to... I am not a pedophile, so stop looking at me like tha- Erk... I think I've lost feeling... in my groin...
Twice damned... yin-yang orb...! W-wait...! You... You musn't enter- ...Makai. Damn it all...