Mi name is neon darkness nocturne nigth moon dash. i am adn alicern wit bart wigns. i lve wit my sistar, rainbow desh in here clod hom in ponehvill and work at a hottopic store in da mall. i are gothik adn mi sistar is de oly poni i hav in meh life besids king sombera, mi bayfrend
Todaay I had to go to wok at the hattopik in da mall. So i put on mi dark blak red corst thigy and mi favrit blac skit adn mi blcjk hih heals and a braclet dat sad 666 on it
"hai, betch." renbew dersh said as i waked to da frunt dor.
"hay, slutbeg." i sad jokingly as I hopened da door
"yu luk so kawiii." said rainbow dah
"you do, toooo." i replayed.
"wll, I have to hag outt wif dat stupit fucken prep twilite sperkle." sd rainbo dush.
"lol heve fun. i ned to ga to werk, new."
And den fleaw to da mall adn intoo da hottpik in da mal. i sterted serllling stuf and shit to pones in da shoop. adn den, someponi walkd in.
Et was…KIG SAMBERA!
"hay." He siad al sad adn shit.
He wad sooo fucken hat! Heh waas black and had block hair and tall. He hd gren is and a rad and blak harn and war a blac cape and blak eyliner, and black armr with 666 craved in it, adf buprle smke cummming fram his eyes.
"hai." i siad, geting a femle erectin.
"i get 2 tickts tooo da blak vil brades conser tonite. Do yuo wana goo on a dete?" king sumbrea asked.
"OH MI FUUUKING GAWD! I LUV BLC VEL BRIDEAS! I WUD LOAVW TU CUM!" i shooted.
laeter dat nite, ranbew desh adn i gto raddet fo da concurt. i put on mi bleck MCR teashit, tat hed 666 writeen on da back of itit. i puy on adn bleck, bud red pufffley skert I bougt form horttopic in da mall. i put on tuns of blak eyeliiner. Rainber dutch put on a blaeck dres wif a cerset thigny adn tons of bleck eyliner, tooo.
kihng Somberra cam ovr in a blakk cart withf 666 spret parnted on da sierds. We get in sda care and dud port cok crak adn weeedd.
wenh we got der, I sterted to screem because dey wer plyig miu favortee sengf, da mrticands duter.
and i swa Kig Sumbera are to crey. He loacked away all embarsed adn shet.
"ets oki." i sed. "i lke sensive stallns."
kig sumbra put hes aerms aerond mi adn sid "i lovef yo nen dash." adn den ew fetched pasinatily.
"awwdfwww" raiboe dash sid.
after da concart, king sombra touke us to everfre forst in his cert.
"wy da fuck ar we hare?" i shoted.
"becusae!" king sembera shout. "Eyi luv you and want to have six wit you!"
we strtead taking of eachoters clothes, and den we did it for the first tim!
"you to luk kawwii!" ranbow saiod. sje was tutolly torend own.
"WAT DA FUK IS GUING OWN DOWN HESRE! WAT AR YU DOWING!" a voce shited.
Urt waas...PRIENCESAS CADEANCE!