Weeee… this was fuuuuuuuuun. Yesh, I was bored. Shoot me.
~Hoshiko
Poem of the Mary-Sue
She comes forth with many names
Deep sea's parting, mountains move
With Perfection does she wish she rule
With her dear-old leggy-poo
Mary-sue she is known by some
Well, most, basically by everyone
Of her face, we all gag
Her voice is just an old nag
So here in Fanfiction.net does she reside
Making Legolas fall in love with her
And hopefully here, she will too,
Die with a great big… moo?