Hermione slowly felt more comfortable at Ginny's 'sharing time'. At first she felt a little awkward… her boyfriend was , after all, a little unconventional. Unexpected. 'That's what makes it worth it.' She would tell anyone who said it was unexpected. Like Ginny.

'So … how good is he?' Ginny asked, trying to keep up a conversation while balancing on a chair to reach the top of the bookshelf. Hermione let out a little giggle, remembering one night in particular …

'Ginny!' She said, mock scolding the red-haired girl. 'I hardly think that-'

'Ron was wondering.' Ginny had the grace to look disgusted at the thought (as Ron and Hermione were sooooo over), but she was intrigued herself.

'Well, that's not creepy at all.' Hermione rolled her eyes. 'Which is bigger, apples or oranges?'

Ginny looked confused. 'Erm… oranges. But what does that have to do with-'

'Well let's just say,' She let out another giggle, 'Ron is to apples as Draco is to oranges.'

Ginny toppled.