Monty sat there at christmas in his red onesie pajamas, red like roses. He eagerly awaited the unwrapping of what he was certain was a gamecube game case containing what he hoped was sonic adventure 2, a game he had been extremely excited about for a long parents cleared up the evening's christmas meal before sitting down with little Monty and his eager smile. The time was now upon him and little monty furiously ripped open the paper... and there it was.. sonic adventure 2 battle for the nintendo gamecube!Monty sat at his gamecube for hours, relishing at the amazing game design that had gone into such a well structured sega masterpiece, it was definitely his new favourite game. A few months passed and Monty had finally gotten tired of his game and decided he would travel with his mother the the game shop to purchase another enjoyable product. After hours of skimming through an archive of cases and pricetags Monty had finally located a game, it was Call of duty 3 for the with sonic adventure 2, Monty was overjoyed at the idea of playing this game. He eagerly pushed it in and waited... but... sonic adventure 2 started was very confused and took out the game to reassure himself that he put the correct disc in, he had?. Monty put the game in and the exact same thing happened. Monty frowned and borrowed numerous of his older brother's games in an effort to understand what was happening, each time he did the same thing happened.. sonic adventure 2..Monty decided to give up on gaming due to frustration and jumped into bed angrily. Halfway through the night Monty woke up and opened his eyes to see the demonic eyes of what appeared to be a regular sized hedgehog walking towards him on the bed. His eyes were blood red and he slowly picked up speed...Monty leaped out of bed as Crush 40 - Live and Learn blared out of his television as the hedgehog started foaming from the mouth and disgustingly mutating into a strange humanoid like hedgehog creature. Poor monty was horrified as this twisted demonic looking figure stood before him, a pasty blue mess of a creature with devilish red assumed he was dreaming and attempted to push away the hedgehog "Y-YOU'RE A MONSTER GO AWAY." the creature persisted to move forwards "I DON'T LIKE SONIC ADVENTURE 2 ANYMORE"The creature stopped suddenly and lifted his mangled head to face Monty... it's mouth beginning to mouth words before finally forming a sentence in a truly demonic voice"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS"Monty screamed as the creature leaped forward and tore the throat from him, the blood drenching his horribly formed made a mistakeyou don't choose when you stop playing sonicsonic decides thatremember kids
