Stargate Atlantis - Radek's Dilemma
Radek was in for his routine eye exam at Stargate Command so was twelve more of the members of the Atlantis expedition, he went through the usual rigmarole until.
"Which one is it? The red or the green?" asked the optician
"The red, no no the green" Radek said
"Are you sure?" asked the optician
"Yes, I mean no, I'm not sure" Radek said
"Well make up your mind, I do have another twelve of your colleagues to get to" the optician said
"It's definitely the red" Radek said
"Good, is it better with lens one or two?" asked the optician
"One" Radek answered
"Good, now one or two" the optician asked after changing the lenses in the test glasses
"Two" Radek answered
"Okay, read line four out for me please" the optician requested
"A, E, F, K, R, N" Radek said
"Okay and line seven" the optician requested again
"L, X, S, G, A, R, M" Radek said
"Good, your eyes have gotten a little better you will need new glasses" the optician said
Radek was let out and walked past the glasses with red and green frames after remembering his problem earlier with the very same colours and decided on a new pair with silver frames a safer bet than red or green plus Rodney wouldn't make fun of him for his glasses choice.