This was on my mind for a while. I was thinking on doing one-shots with Hana and each member of the Akatsuki. Yes, there will be a yuri between Konan and Hana.

Some will be funny. Some will be serious. To make it fair, I am going to put Itachi last since I have done some stories between him and Hana. First one is Hidan.

I do not own Naruto.

Hidan loved to kill. He loved to spill their blood and bathed in it. He relished in their screams. The louder, the better.

It was all for his god. Jashin, the one he worshiped, the one he put above all others, was a god that no one would understand. They could not see the importance of his faith. For that, he would kill those heathens. How dare they insult his god.

Today would have been like the past. He would do his ritual and offer his sacrifice to Jashin. His god would be pleased with the offer and reward him.

Yet, his god prevented him to kill. He wanted to dig his scythe at the kunoichi that was lying on the ground, slice her in half. He couldn't. He would do what Jashin told him to do.

He stared down at the dark brown haired woman. She was struggling to get up from her spot. She didn't even put up a fight. She was stupid to face him. Not even her dogs could help her for they were dead. Being sliced up in pieces a few yards away from them was the result of their fight.

Bending down and grabbing a fistful of her hair, Hidan lifted her so she was face to face with him.

"What's your name, bitch?"

The kunoichi answered by spitting at his face. He answered back by pulling her hair.

"What's your name, you fucking bitch?! Answer or I will kill you by the name of Jashin!"

She took some breaths before giving him her name.

"Hana. Inuzuka Hana."

She tried to kick him after she said her name. Hidan punched her in the stomach with his free arm and watched as she coughed up the blood. He threw her back on the ground and took off his cloak. He pulled down his pants and exposed his flesh to Hana.

"You better pray to Jashin that I won't kill you, you fucking cunt. Now get on your knees and suck me dry!"

Hana stared at him with anger. There was no way she would do this, but she knew death will come to her if she did not do his bidding. Defeated, she moved to face him.

"Hurry up! Jashin has told me that you are my reward. It better be good, too."

Hana got on her knees and face his erect penis. He grabbed a fistful of her locks and pushed her head towards him. She had no choice but to open her mouth.

Hidan hissed as her mouth covered his hard shaft. Her head bobbed back and forth while her tongue slid on his cock from the movement. Hana would stop and suck on the head. She would then swallow him back as she pleased him.

"That's right, bitch. Suck my cock real good."

Hidan spilled his seeds in her mouth once he exploded. He told her to swallow each drop as it made her way down her throat. He then removed himself and dropped to the ground.

He ripped her pants off and flipped Hana on her hands and knees like an animal. He listened to the sound of her voice that filled his ears as he entered her in one try.

"You like that? You like how my dick is in you? I'm gonna fuck your ass until you cum like a river. I'm gonna make you the slut you really are."

Hidan pulled back but banged his hips forward quickly. Each sharp thrust against her made her yell. It went on until he reached his bliss.

He came hard inside her. His emptied his load deep within her, but he kept on with his thrusts. This was not over. This was far from over. Hidan would continue even if she was too tired to keep up with him.

After many rounds, he pulled out of Hana. She collapsed to the ground beneath her. Her arms gave way after being in that position for a long time. She did not make any sounds for her throat was hoarse from the screaming and yelling.

He stood up and pulled up his pants. Hidan saw how their cum was exiting her hole and the puddle that form below her. Picking up his cloak and weapon, he turned to her.

"Consider yourself lucky that I didn't kill you, and it is not by Jashin's decision. That was the best fuck I had in a long time. May Jashin have mercy on your soul, Inuzuka Hana."

He left her alone. He would thank Jashin today for his reward by not one but offering him two sacrifices. His god was good to him.

There goes HidanXHana. Who do you think would be the next person on the list? Sasori? Kakuzu? Konan? Maybe Tobi? You'll know once the next chapter is released.

Bye bye for now. :)