Dear Diary
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Madoka's Journal entry
i m goddes so staph touchin me, peasants
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Madoka Kaname Vampire Knight OMG
I think i am 89 years but i think i am 14
single and ready to be les with hom hom
waitin for hom hom to come argh
i can grow my pink hair to my butt and beyond in 2 seconds
Dear Diary
why am i the school nurse damn it i wished i could die at that moment
when homura girl told me she want go infirmiry i felt liek i am dead
her eyes are like emptiness of my feet, flat and nth
embarassed la omg
i hope i can be alive
love, madoka doki doki
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Dear Diary
i realize teh girl i dream in my dreams is that homura girl omg
wth is this happening how is that possiobke
she look sexier in my dream so does that mean it's actually a wet dream walao
no pls
ohkay nvm i ate cake with my chubby hip;ster friends today and tehy laughed at me
how dare they
i will prove to myself
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Dear DIary
i found an injured cat named kyubi and whoa, that homura is actually in that sexy purple dress like in my dreams.
wth is happening
she wanna murder teh cat tho wth excuse me i hate child abuse
and mami like hey walao
but homura like ok bye
i realize teh truth of magica giurls
hahah hitomi is left out only me and sayaka know the secret aw so is sayaka my best friend hahah hitomi is such a loser.
ohkay so now we can also say secrets in our mind but wth now i cant think shit about sayaka or think how sexy homura is anymore
damn it
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Dear diary
wth bro i need to think of a wish soon.
what should i wish? is this worth my life as a girkl?
i designed my costume but everyone laughed at me for childish
wait till tehy see me when i conquer teh world and become goddess. i swear i will rule over magical girl how dare they
its okay but anyway, sayaka ditched me in class and keep visit the violin walao
so thats how she thanked her childhood ok then
ok then erm about my wish...
argh damn it why i keep think about that homura chan
i wonder what she wished for lol, maybe she wished for that long hair that split at her butt, how the hell did she do that
ok nvm i should sleep.
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Dear diary
ok shit
deep shit
mami died
the head omg
no
this is terrible
omg lucky homura chan saved us omg this is too sad
i cried at home and cried mami but my mum tot i called for her and keep barge into teh batheroom when i was naked and crying omg stop it mom you are embarassing
now i am doubting magical girl.
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Dear diary
hitomi that fagit almost cost my life wow i didn't sign up to be yoru friend just to end my life here in this warehouse
damn it luckily i listen to my mother nagging for once if not idk the detergent cna kill my eyes
ohkay it's okay at least sayaka saved me thats what you called bff
but she sacrifice her wish for that dumb violin walao she should have wished that i have bigger boobs what is wrong with her.
ok nvm it;'s over
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Dear diary
omg new ppl come liao
who is everyone
redhead kyoko is cute
but homura is cuter
ohkay now sayaka is emo what should i do now. she keep saying she zombie what is wrong with her omg
now hitomi and sayaka liek emo and always war eyes wth is happening
haish ok nvm i am fine
i will be alive
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Dear diary
my page is lessning because i cant find tissues to use for my tears
omg but sorry for abandoning you i have so many emo life to handle thsi is terriblke.
sayaka is dead
and kyoko too
fag man walao
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
now it's all homura and me
idk what to do
but i would like to thank hitomi, faggot violin , sayaka and kyoko for giving me chance for my romantic moments with homura -chan
aww cant wait
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Dear diary
oHkie
in case you wondeirng how the hell i write this, i actually write it in my heaven space and my naked body
thsi is sad man i just witnessed like 800 flashback
my eyes are aching already sia wth
but its ohkay because i just witnessed madohomu moments awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
its okay one day i will be alive
hahahha jokes on me i am not dead or alive
what is wrong with me
nvm
i shall wait till teh day i bring homura to this heavely space aw
goodbye.