Harry Potter had just had a very satisfying day. In addition to outwitting the new Headmaster yet again(Not that it was that hard, really) he also had talked to his godfather, seen some very lovely pranks executed by the twins, and generally things were looking up. Despite Umbridge's attempts to subdue him, Harry knew that with him running the DA behind her back, none of the students would ever consider him defeated.
And looking at the pranks the twins had done gave Harry several very fun ideas of what to do. And while the twins had nothing left to lose, Harry decided to make sure they didn't get expelled- if he worked with them, so much more could be done. Umbridge's authority would be undermined using several subtle and many blatant jokes directed at her person. The students would have a hard time not laughing at her upon sight. Of course, Harry had to restrain cringing, but his latest thoughts changed that.
Harry happily laid back into his bed, ready for the joyous day that was to be tomorrow. At least for him.
The twins were ecstatic of course. "Finally, another to fallow in our hallowed footsteps. Ron is too much of a wimp, and too stupid, and Gin-Gin could follow us, but she likes to be more behind the scenes." Harry knew that Ginny could be more than proficient if she so desired, not that he wished to experience bats from his own mucous excretions, so he though he'd do wise not to aggravate her. Even if her new boyfriend was atrocious.
And totally not suited for her. And had the intelligence just sub-par, if par was a troll, and bogey was Crab and Goyle. How he got into Ravenclaw was anyone's guess.
Speaking of bogies...maybe it would pay off to compliment Ginny on her cardigan tomorrow?
Come to think of it, most Ravenclaws really weren't that bright. With the exception of Luna. Harry wisely shuddered. She was friends with Ginny, and that could only mean that she also knew how to create flying bat bogies.Luna also had a deep intellect under the inane chatter. Harry was pretty sure she was plotting a revolution, and Wrackspurks would lead her army. Harry wearily shook out the idea of multicolored rabbit...things joyously screaming WORLD DOMINATION. It all made sense now. She had just been speaking in code so noone could accuse her of masking her rebellion. She probably enjoyed telling Malfoy how he would roast over a fire even as her rejected her as insane.
Harry was already planning how best to compliment her Nargle repelling Butterbeer necklace the next time he saw her.
Another part of Harry's brain at this time put forth that Harry didn't seem to object to Cho being called stupid. Perhaps we could move on now?
Don't be stupid Harry. She's pretty.
Yes, but so is just about every girl. Besides, she has obvious emotional damage and you "date" was a disaster. She also is insecure, and doesn't feel comfortable with your best friend, who is practically your sister.
Movement to carry motion #239A?
Movement sustained.
Movement grudgingly sustained.
Aye.
That makes a majority. We will wait until the next scheduled meeting to make any progress into a suitable replacement. The subcommittee on Internal and Hidden Desires will work overtime to find some clue, then hide all the evidence except a small folder they will carry over into the crew responsible for Embedded Visual Production, who will delete the file upon successful subconscious broadcast. None in contention?
This meeting is adjourned.
Harry fell asleep.
Author's Notes
I feel I have to explain that last sequence. Harry's brain is kind of like Congress, with various voices representing the constituencies of various talents and ideas. Unlike Congress, they get stuff done and agree once a valid idea is presented. They do have the advantage of 18 hour long meetings without lunch breaks though...
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Updated! Added disclaimer, other stuff, the notes above, etc. New chapter upcoming. School is hard, but I have a half-day tommorow, so I'll try to finish the 2nd Chapter