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A Weird Story That Includes Zha-Zha Brand Seaweed
One day, a happy little monkey living in the Southern Swamp, whose name was Melchizadeck, decided to go and visit his very best friend the Happy Mask Man. So he did.
Happy Mask Man: Hey, yo, my homie Melchizadeck!
Melchizadeck: Well, I was thinking, have we been to see the Great Deku Tree lately?
HMM: Who th' fricko is th' Great Deku Tree?
Mel: Actually, he is my second cousin twice removed.
HMM: You're related to a tree?
So Mel and the Happy Mask Man, whose name will be Bob, flew to Kokiri Forest with their homemade hang glider.
Deku Tree: Help! Help me, Mel! Look what the evil Kokiri have done to me!
Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You look so stupid!
The Deku Tree was in a pink tutu.
Mel: Sorry, Deku Man, but I just can't help you!
Deku Tree: Why not?!
Mel: Because I think you look hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So then Mel and Bob decided to get a drink, and they were walking around Hyrule Field trying to find a pub when they heard something.
Bob: Oh my Nayru!
Mel: Eeeeeeeep! That's disgusting!
NABOORU AND THE MARATHON RUNNER WERE FRENCHING!!!
Nabooru: Hey! We were just getting inebriated!
Mel: That sounds unsanitary.
Nabooru: I don't even know what inebriated means.
Marathon Guy: Don't stop!
Nabooru: I don't like you anymore, loser!
The Marathon Guy ran away.
Bob: We were just looking for a place to get a drink. Do you know where any are?
Nabooru: Yeah, I know a great place. Come on.
So Nabooru flew them on their hang glider to a special place called Bree.
Frodo: Oh no! Winged Nazgul!
Nabooru: What an annoying little freak!
So Nabooru did Gerudo karate on Frodo, and then she, Mel, and Bob went into the Inn of the Prancing Pony, where they discovered pints and drunken hobbits.
Bob: *hic* I don't feel so good...
Mel: I think I've eaten too many drunken hobbits...
Nabooru: What? I feel great!
Mel: I think I want to leave now...
So Bob and Mel took their hang glider and flew back to Termina.
Then Mel invited Bob over to the swamp for tea and seaweed.
Monkeys: Mel! Mel! The Dekus stole Bobby Jim because he ate a Deku Princess!
Mel: Don't worry about it. Bobby Jim was always mean anyways.
Monkeys: Yeah, he was! Okay!
So the monkeys ran off to play Lead The Confused Traveler Through The Forest In A Weird Confusing Way So He Gets Lost.
Bob: Mmm, this is good seaweed!
Mel: Thanks, Bob. I got it fresh from the Seaweed Emporium!
Bob: What brand is it? I must cook some up!
Mel: Why, it's Zha-Zha Seaweed! Their motto is 'It's Nasty and Gross If It's Not Zha!'
Bob: Wow!
Mel: What do you think about the tea? We monkeys make it ourselves! We have a special way of preparing it that makes it quite unique!
Bob: Um... it tastes kind of funny... What is the unique way of preparing it?
Mel: Why, we stick our fingers in to stir it around!
Bob: Oh.
Mel: Well, thanks for visiting, Bob.
Bob: (looking kind of green) Um, yeah... Where's the restroom?
Mel: Around back!
Sound of barfing.
Bob: Thanks for the seaweed anyway, Mel. I need to go and terrorize some little kid into finding my evil mask.
So Bob the Happy Mask Man terrorized little kids, and Mel played the monkeys' fun game, Lead The Confused Traveler Through The Forest In A Weird Confusing Way So He Gets Lost, and Nabooru became a player.
And the Marathon Runner was so upset at his rejection that he ran off to Termina and threw his heart into being a weird-looking postman.
The End!
A Weird Story That Includes Zha-Zha Brand Seaweed
One day, a happy little monkey living in the Southern Swamp, whose name was Melchizadeck, decided to go and visit his very best friend the Happy Mask Man. So he did.
Happy Mask Man: Hey, yo, my homie Melchizadeck!
Melchizadeck: Well, I was thinking, have we been to see the Great Deku Tree lately?
HMM: Who th' fricko is th' Great Deku Tree?
Mel: Actually, he is my second cousin twice removed.
HMM: You're related to a tree?
So Mel and the Happy Mask Man, whose name will be Bob, flew to Kokiri Forest with their homemade hang glider.
Deku Tree: Help! Help me, Mel! Look what the evil Kokiri have done to me!
Bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA! You look so stupid!
The Deku Tree was in a pink tutu.
Mel: Sorry, Deku Man, but I just can't help you!
Deku Tree: Why not?!
Mel: Because I think you look hilarious! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So then Mel and Bob decided to get a drink, and they were walking around Hyrule Field trying to find a pub when they heard something.
Bob: Oh my Nayru!
Mel: Eeeeeeeep! That's disgusting!
NABOORU AND THE MARATHON RUNNER WERE FRENCHING!!!
Nabooru: Hey! We were just getting inebriated!
Mel: That sounds unsanitary.
Nabooru: I don't even know what inebriated means.
Marathon Guy: Don't stop!
Nabooru: I don't like you anymore, loser!
The Marathon Guy ran away.
Bob: We were just looking for a place to get a drink. Do you know where any are?
Nabooru: Yeah, I know a great place. Come on.
So Nabooru flew them on their hang glider to a special place called Bree.
Frodo: Oh no! Winged Nazgul!
Nabooru: What an annoying little freak!
So Nabooru did Gerudo karate on Frodo, and then she, Mel, and Bob went into the Inn of the Prancing Pony, where they discovered pints and drunken hobbits.
Bob: *hic* I don't feel so good...
Mel: I think I've eaten too many drunken hobbits...
Nabooru: What? I feel great!
Mel: I think I want to leave now...
So Bob and Mel took their hang glider and flew back to Termina.
Then Mel invited Bob over to the swamp for tea and seaweed.
Monkeys: Mel! Mel! The Dekus stole Bobby Jim because he ate a Deku Princess!
Mel: Don't worry about it. Bobby Jim was always mean anyways.
Monkeys: Yeah, he was! Okay!
So the monkeys ran off to play Lead The Confused Traveler Through The Forest In A Weird Confusing Way So He Gets Lost.
Bob: Mmm, this is good seaweed!
Mel: Thanks, Bob. I got it fresh from the Seaweed Emporium!
Bob: What brand is it? I must cook some up!
Mel: Why, it's Zha-Zha Seaweed! Their motto is 'It's Nasty and Gross If It's Not Zha!'
Bob: Wow!
Mel: What do you think about the tea? We monkeys make it ourselves! We have a special way of preparing it that makes it quite unique!
Bob: Um... it tastes kind of funny... What is the unique way of preparing it?
Mel: Why, we stick our fingers in to stir it around!
Bob: Oh.
Mel: Well, thanks for visiting, Bob.
Bob: (looking kind of green) Um, yeah... Where's the restroom?
Mel: Around back!
Sound of barfing.
Bob: Thanks for the seaweed anyway, Mel. I need to go and terrorize some little kid into finding my evil mask.
So Bob the Happy Mask Man terrorized little kids, and Mel played the monkeys' fun game, Lead The Confused Traveler Through The Forest In A Weird Confusing Way So He Gets Lost, and Nabooru became a player.
And the Marathon Runner was so upset at his rejection that he ran off to Termina and threw his heart into being a weird-looking postman.
The End!