The Gundam Wing Pairings Game
by Euterpe (and Qtpi123)
Disclaimer: I don't know if I really need a disclaimer for this one. Um, well considering I'm seriously messing with the copyrighted creations of other people who are much smarter than me, maybe I should have one just to be on the safe side. I don't own any of these Gundam Wing characters but the pairing idea is 100% ours. And yes, we're fully aware of the fact that we have no lives and too much time on our hands.
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Perfect for yaoi and non-yaoi enthusiasts alike! Have you ever thought to yourself 'Hey, I bet Catherine and Dr. J would make the perfect couple!' ? Or have you ever read a 13xSilvia Noventa lemon and wondered 'How in the colonies did the author come up with this pairing and what kind of crack are they smoking?' ? Well, now you too have a chance to experience the madness firsthand. Presenting, for the first time anywhere, the Gundam Wing Pairings Game! It's quite simple to set up and play, and can provide you with hours worth of hentai entertainment. Just follow these simple instructions:
Materials needed:
paper
pencil
basin
1. Sit down and make up a list of every Gundam Wing character you can come up with, living or dead. This includes not only G-boys and G-girls, but also the doctors, supporting characters, Maguanacs...basically anybody. My sis and I came up with 47-- see if you can find more!
2. Get up and make yourself a sandwich. Eat it, chewing very slowly and carefully. Remember to swallow.
3. Sit back down and continue. Assign each character a random number from 1-47 or however many characters you have come up with. Now let the fun begin!
4. Call up a few hundred of your closest friends and invite them to come over. Rent "The Sound of Music" and watch it 5 times in a row. Sing "Do Re Mi" at the top of your lungs until the neighbors call the cops.
5. Kick everyone out of the house and continue working on the game.
6. Ok now, without looking, pick any two random numbers from 1-47 or whatever, and decide which number's character will be on top.
7. Take a look at the names next to the numbers, and see what you've come up with. Use the basin to vomit into if necessary.
Guidelines: Any pairing is OK-- yaoi, yuri, non-yaoi-- and there's no limit to squickyness. Threesomes are great too, the more the merrier! For added fun try writing stories based on the pairings you've created. Have fun!
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Here are some of the pairings that my sister and I came up with when we were experimenting:
-- Quatrexthe real Trowa Barton-- No kidding! This kept popping up, even after I changed all the characters around! *sounds of Trowa sniffling in background "How could you, Little One? You've really broken my heart..."*
-- RelenaxPargan-- God only knows what goes on in that big pink limo of hers...
-- TrowaxZechs-- Well, Trowa does seem to have a thing for blonds...
-- TreizexNoin-- Seems like the two of them got sick of chasing after Zechs
-- NoinxHildexCatherine-- For some reason, I think this one would work...
-- Meiran (Nataku)xSally Po-- Think about this one. Think long and hard. Name at least one thing wrong with this pairing.
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If you're brave or sick enough to try this out, please post your combinations in a review-- I really want to see what other people come up with!
by Euterpe (and Qtpi123)
Disclaimer: I don't know if I really need a disclaimer for this one. Um, well considering I'm seriously messing with the copyrighted creations of other people who are much smarter than me, maybe I should have one just to be on the safe side. I don't own any of these Gundam Wing characters but the pairing idea is 100% ours. And yes, we're fully aware of the fact that we have no lives and too much time on our hands.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Perfect for yaoi and non-yaoi enthusiasts alike! Have you ever thought to yourself 'Hey, I bet Catherine and Dr. J would make the perfect couple!' ? Or have you ever read a 13xSilvia Noventa lemon and wondered 'How in the colonies did the author come up with this pairing and what kind of crack are they smoking?' ? Well, now you too have a chance to experience the madness firsthand. Presenting, for the first time anywhere, the Gundam Wing Pairings Game! It's quite simple to set up and play, and can provide you with hours worth of hentai entertainment. Just follow these simple instructions:
Materials needed:
paper
pencil
basin
1. Sit down and make up a list of every Gundam Wing character you can come up with, living or dead. This includes not only G-boys and G-girls, but also the doctors, supporting characters, Maguanacs...basically anybody. My sis and I came up with 47-- see if you can find more!
2. Get up and make yourself a sandwich. Eat it, chewing very slowly and carefully. Remember to swallow.
3. Sit back down and continue. Assign each character a random number from 1-47 or however many characters you have come up with. Now let the fun begin!
4. Call up a few hundred of your closest friends and invite them to come over. Rent "The Sound of Music" and watch it 5 times in a row. Sing "Do Re Mi" at the top of your lungs until the neighbors call the cops.
5. Kick everyone out of the house and continue working on the game.
6. Ok now, without looking, pick any two random numbers from 1-47 or whatever, and decide which number's character will be on top.
7. Take a look at the names next to the numbers, and see what you've come up with. Use the basin to vomit into if necessary.
Guidelines: Any pairing is OK-- yaoi, yuri, non-yaoi-- and there's no limit to squickyness. Threesomes are great too, the more the merrier! For added fun try writing stories based on the pairings you've created. Have fun!
*****
Here are some of the pairings that my sister and I came up with when we were experimenting:
-- Quatrexthe real Trowa Barton-- No kidding! This kept popping up, even after I changed all the characters around! *sounds of Trowa sniffling in background "How could you, Little One? You've really broken my heart..."*
-- RelenaxPargan-- God only knows what goes on in that big pink limo of hers...
-- TrowaxZechs-- Well, Trowa does seem to have a thing for blonds...
-- TreizexNoin-- Seems like the two of them got sick of chasing after Zechs
-- NoinxHildexCatherine-- For some reason, I think this one would work...
-- Meiran (Nataku)xSally Po-- Think about this one. Think long and hard. Name at least one thing wrong with this pairing.
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If you're brave or sick enough to try this out, please post your combinations in a review-- I really want to see what other people come up with!