The abyss-2
This is the sequal to "The abyss"
When we last left our heroes, they were trapped in a black abyss
Cloud fought jenova, and for some reason he only had a bowl
of rice to fight with, hopefully, that will be explained
In this next part.
All the remaining characters(Mr. gonzo said they could all come back to life because its his fanfic and he can decide things like that.)
Start floating up out of the abyss
Cloud:Were free!!!!
Tifa:Yeah!!!!
Aeris:YAAAAAAAAAY
Sephiroth:Were flying...heeheehee
Barett:Yipee, this is really quite outstanding, if i do say so myself.
Cid:Goddamn it, we really are gonna leave this infernal place.
Yuffie:HAPPY DAY!!
Vincent:But, what happens once we are out of this blasted pit?
Cait sith:Limit Break
Red xiii:hmmmmm
Squall:Wait, whats happening again?
Rinoa:Squall, your retarded!!!
(They start necking)
Quistis:Ugh
Irvine:Why is everybody saying stuff one by one?
Zell:This is getting pointless.
Selphie:What happened to edge and the ff1 and ff3 characters?
Mr. gonzo:I killed them.MUAHAHAHAHA
(There-that was the really really pointless part, now on to the pretty pointless part.)
::They all float out the top::
Cloud:I want to find out about the rice.
Selphie:Hey, lets all get jobs as actors!
Cloud:Why actors? why do we need jobs?
Selphie:I just thought it would be a good idea...it might help you with your rice problem.
Cloud:Oh selphie, thats a GREAT idea.
(two days later)
Director:Blow stuff up man, take two
::Cloud comes out in dirty camouflaged army clothes and a vest full of grenades::
Cloud:WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS?????
Irvine:Oh no, its Blow stuff up man.
Cloud::Throws a grenade at irvine::
Director:CUT!!!
Director:Now irvine, step out of the way, let me just place some gore where you were standing......OK, take 5.
Irvine:Cloud? why are we always the ones who get blown up, and you get to be the guy who does it?
Director:Ok cloud, you have been a good actor, now you get to find out why you only had rice in that battle with jenova.
Cloud:How did you know about that?
Director:Because cloud....the abyss was just a reflection of my soul, I am a very evil person and I happen to like rice alot, so you were in my soul, and the black was becuase of the evil in my soul, and the rice was because......I like RICE!!!
Irvin:GASP
Cloud:you are evil, this means we have to fight.
Swirly screen
Cloud chews some bubble gum
Director morphs into......EVIL DIRECTOR.(Or e.d)
Cloud spits out his gum
E.D Pulls a gun(Hey that rhymes.)
Cloud hits E.D with his buster sword for 500 damage
E.D shoots, misses.
Cloud casts shield
E.D morphs the buster sword into a giant banana
Cloud hits E.D with the banana-68465,00000,345546,00000 damage
E.D dies
Cloud gained 12345 exp
Back at cosmo canyon, around the cosmo candle....
Cloud:And thats how it all happened.
Tifa:GASP
Aeris:GASP
Cid:GASP
Yuffie:GASP
Squall:GASP
Rinoa:GASP
Vincent:GASP
Barett:GASP
Red XIII:GASP
Cait sith:GASP
Irvine:GASP...oh wait.
Quistis:GASP
Zell:GASP
Selphie:Why are we at cosmo canyon?
::Cloud points at selphie::
Cloud:Thats a good question.
::They ponder for a while::
Selphie:I know, ::looks at the camera:: Maybe it has something to do with...A CAMERMANS SOUL. ::Laugh track::
The End