The simpsons: the black widower- the next generation
Blackboard writing: "I'm not too old for 4th grade" (Bart looked in his 20s age)
The year is 2013. there's family meeting in Evergreen terrace street, with Patty and Selma and the Simpsons. Bart is comics and cartoons painter, very rich. Maggie is still baby. Lisa isn't present, because she's in the white house, but she watches in her telephone-video. Bart comes with announcement: he engaged, with pretty 20 years old woman. She's orphan, and doesn't know who're her parents. Her hair color his mixed- violet and red.
Bart: "meet Roberta. She was adopted by family in Shelbyville".
Homer: (whispering to Bart) "nice one, boy. Where did you find her?"
Patty: "I hope you'll be more successful than your aunt. She divorced yesterday, for the 13th time".
Selma: "hi, you know what they say- 13 is bad luck".
Lisa: "with Nelson as groom, it's always bad luck".
Selma: "do you have a car license?"
Roberta: "of course".
Patty (whispering to Maggie): "if you want to know a person, check his license".
Selma: "she's looked like me, as teenager".
Patty: "but without the cigarette." (both giggling)
Marge: "which color you using your hair?"
Roberta: "it's natural".
Patty: (whispering) "yes, and your chest and nose too".
(next scene: honeymoon in Bart's yacht. Bart is shirtless, and Roberta watches his tattoo, "eat my shorts", on the stomach)
Bart: "you'll never know when it'll be useful".
Roberta: "I knew someone who has tattoo on his stomach". (they drink wine and walking inside. When Bart puts his vessel aside, the camera focuses it, and it looked full).
(night. Bart breaths thin air, after "Itchi and Scratchi". Roberta walks behind him, and suddenly tries to push him to the ocean. But Bart moves aside, and Roberta falls to the sharked water).
Roberta: "help me! Sharks!"
Bart: "tscc, tssc. I'm sorry, but the drug wasn't tasty".
Roberta: "o.k, I admit! Just help me!"
(next scene: chief Ralph Wiggum arrests Roberta)
Ralph: "how did you know that she going to kill you?"
Bart: "all the things came together. I saw her hair. How many people have hair that its color is mixed between violet and red? And natural? Maybe if her parents had this colors in their hairs. She told me today about another man with tattoo on his stomach, but there's just one another man in the world: Sideshow Bob. In her license written that her birth date is January 9, 1993. that's exactly 9 months after Selma's and Bob's wedding. You tried to finish what Sideshow Bob started".
