Not Quite Routine
Kendall POV
It's about eleven thirty at night when I begin my routine. First step, remove pants in a strangely comical and sexy way. Unbutton. Check. Unzip. Check. Wiggle. Check. Hop. Check. Fall. Check. Laugh 'til I can't breath. Check. You just can't go about it like that though; you'd look stupid and idiotic. When you unbutton, you have to do it like it takes a lot of concentration. So, do NOT hesitate to bite your lip. When you unzip you have to do it slowly, keeping in mind that there IS an audience. When wiggling, make sure your wiggling your hips. Not you whole body. That makes it look sexy, not like you have to go to the bathroom. Hopping is a very childish thing to do. Make it look that way too. Fall somewhat gracefully. If you fall too gracefully it'll look purposeful (which it is but…). Make a bit of a thump but don't get bruised. Bruises are ugly. And, when you laugh, don't giggle, snort, drool, or spit all over the place. Also, you aren't an evil villain. Don't laugh like one. Just sound carefree and slightly embarrassed. And one more thing… don't forget to get up. That's just weird.
So that's exactly what I did, with James's eyes on me the whole time. It gives me a sort of a thrill really. Makes me wonder if he knows that I do this just for him.
Then you have to get rid of the shirt. Cross your arms to grab at the opposite sides, just like you'd do if the shirt was too small. Flex your back and show off the chest and arms. I guarantee that their eyes will eat it up. Make some sort of noise too. That way, if they're not paying attention, they will be.
It almost never fails, even when he's pretending to sleep.
Make sure to parade around a bit. Show off to the full extent.
I usually brush my teeth and then come back. I make sure that a very attention catching swagger is in place. When I come in, I close the door and wink before I turn off the lights.
This particular night, I felt high on myself and the way he watched, completely riveted by my every move. I slunk over to his bed and kissed him full on the lips. I noticed his taste, sweet like candy with a hint of toothpaste. Purely James. I smiled at him and continued as per usual; turning off the lights, say goodnight, winking, and wishing more fervently that I could see his lap. Just so that I could see what he thought. Just once…
If it weren't so frustrating, it be fun. Maybe it still is. Just because it's James.
That didn't go as horribly as I thought it would. I think it's kinda…wobbly though. Can't much about it now though…