Gourmet no yumiya race
By emar j leach
1 day kirby was on finul destanashion. He think 2 himself "look at all dese scrubs. Eye need a bigger challenge" as he looks at all the defeated lv1 CPUs rounds him. Kirby runs out of the screen and in2 a computer looking 2 beat the scrubs on taht online game. U know the one dey all talk about- that FarmVille. Kirby typed in2 popular search engine yohoo "big challenge game farm" but he no find any better scrubs. Kirby vas rage!1!1!1! Tehn he sees it out of the corner of his eye. Not Shia lebouf this time! It was advert for anime website! Kirby is curious and clicks on da advert wondering what the large chested girls(or boys? Who can really tell with that anniemoo stuff? Lol) pictures were about.
When kirby arrives in the anime world he locks around. Oh no! Kirby walked in2 the attack on shingeki no titan Kyojin forum! He bcums trapped within the dead half Marco, stupid looking Titans and erwins eyebrow jokes. He is sinking. Kirby closes his eyes as he becomes enveloped within the crazy fandom and is drowning in its bakaness.
Sudden there is a light, a hand reaches and grabs kirbys hand( paw? Large single finger? Stump? The pink lump where a hand should be.) and drags him out. Kirby is blinded by the light. Who has saved kirby!? Kirby hopes it isn't that king dedede. Kirby didn't like him. As kirbys eyes readjust to the light he can focus on his surroundings more. There is a strong smell of detol. Who is this mistereyus rescuer?
Kirby blinks agen. He sees an outline. It smaller tahn he is. Who could possible have rescued him at taht smallness?! Kirby reaches out.
"Tank yew for rescuing me..." Sed kirby.
"Np m8" sed voice.
Kirby looks again. It is captain heichou levi Ackerman (short guy from pacific rim ripoff)! Kirby smiles.
"How can I evr repay you¿" sed kirby
Levi bloshes. "Well.. Um... Kirby-san. I've always been watching you fite in those battles on smash bros and Eye thought you were vry vry very brave. And the way you throw them off the screen is very kawaii. Kirby-sama I love you! Will u Mary me?" Sed levi
Kirby was shock! What should kirby do?! Kirby think he will get married 2 short guy so he can do cleaning 4 kirby lol.
"Yes"sed kirby"
Levi is kiss kirby. Kirby is happy and suddenly inhales. Oh no! Kirby accidentally inhaled and ate levi!
"Oh well lol" sed kirby and he runned back 2 dreamworld coz the music their is gr8.
Teh endo