It was the night before christmas and all through the house everything was silent even the mouse. Ritas in the whore house and dads smokin grass, Linc had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. When out on the lawn he heard such a clatter, he sprung from his piece to see whats the matter! When out on the lawn he saw a great big dick! In a moment he knew it musta been St. Nick. He came outta the chimney like a bat outta hell, Linc knew in a moment the fat fucker had fell. Nick filled their stockings with pretzels and beer, and a big rubber dick for Linc's sister the queer. Nick rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. That fat motherfucker blew his chimney apart. As jolly ol nick rode outta sight he yelled "PISS ON YOU ALL AND HAVE A HELL OF A NIGHT!!!!"
Happy holidays everyone.