Sasuke sighed. He needed advice. Who to talk to?
Naruto? No, he wouldn't understand…
Sakura? NO!
Kakashi-Sensai? Nah…
Gaara? No, he wants to kill him…
Temari? Related to guy who wants to kill him…
Kankuro? Still related to guy who wants to kill him…
Ino? Still no…
Itachi? HECK NO!
Kisame? Partners with Itachi…
Sasuke sighed again. Would he ever find an answer to his problem?!?!
(Time skip!)
Sasuke rapped his knuckles on the door.
"Who is it?" A voice called.
"It's me." Sasuke said.
"Come on in. the doors unlocked." The voice replied. Sasuke opened the door and stepped into the room beyond. Kisame sat on the floor, legs crossed, hands on his knees with their palms facing upwards.
"Kisame, what are you doing?" Sasuke asked.
"Shut up. I'm meditating." The shark-man-thing replied. Sasuke winced.
"Where's He?" Sasuke asked.
"Weasel-man? Oh, he's in the back room." Kisame replied. Sasuke nodded and walked into the back room. Before him stood a giant plasma screen TV with pictures of arrows moving across it. Music played, spraying from the speakers next to the TV. Itachi stood on a DDR dance mat, tapping the arrows on it with his feet. Sasuke just stood and stared until Itachi finished. The weasel-man turned around.
"Hello little brother." He said.
"What do you want with me? You know I could kick your butt at fighting or DDR." He said.
Sasuke glared at him.
"I came to seek advice." He said. Itachi raised his eyebrows.
"You see, my friend likes this girl, but he doesn't know if the girl likes him back. What should my friend do?" Sasuke asked. Itachi looked at him
"You like somebody from another anime don't you?" he said. Sasuke stared at the floor to hide his blush.
"Yes…" Sasuke said. Itachi sighed.
"Who is it this time? Please don't say that girl from yu-gi-oh again…" Itachi replied. Sasuke blushed again.
"It's Misty. From Pokemon."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Itachi cried, scaring Sasuke.
"I like Misty from Pokemon." Sasuke said. Itachi sighed.
"Wow." He said.
"Well, it could be worse…" He said to himself with a shiver. Sasuke sighed.
"So…" he asked. Itachi smiled.
"Be bold, profess your love! Go to 3."Itachi said. Sasuke looked at him funny.
"Ok…." He said. Itachi smiled. (A very scary thing.)
In the end, Sasuke was bold and professed his love. Like number 3 says, he said it with confidence and a smile. (Go to 7) but, as number 7 states, he got rejected. Poor Emo Boy.
A/N: A hope you guys liked it! I got this Idea a long while ago when I was camping with my family and needed an amusing way to pass the time. The whole 'go to three' thing is a kind of joke. In the back of the first Naruto Anime profile book there is a little game where you are Lee. It's basically a choose your own adventure. That's where I got the whole 'go to 3, be bold profess your love, etc.' thing.