I guess I should start from the beginning. My name is May and I just recently got hired by the WWE. Not as a wrestler, though. No, I'm behind the scenes. I was hired by Vince to be what he called a 'Stress Relief Specialist.'
Being on the road 300+ days a year can be stressful and often times lonely. I understood why he wanted to hire someone to help the Superstars with it. But, I assumed I would just be there to talk to the guys and gals about things. How they were feeling, what they were struggling with, and try to help them. A shoulder to lean on, an ear to listen to them, etc. Which, don't get me wrong, they do use me for that…. sometimes.
The loneliest part for them, I've noticed, is not having the fulfilling sex that they long to. Back in the day, the ring rats were all around. You could find a one night stand ANYWHERE. Now? You can't trust anyone. Can't trust them not to tell their friends and family 'hey I hooked up with WWE superstar _ this weekend!' Can't trust them not to try to sell the story to some magazine rag and get money off of it. Also, can't always trust those types of 'ring rat' people when they say they're clean and won't give you a disease of some sort. Even the ones married or dating someone, especially not in the business, are lonely sexually. Phone sex and self-given hand jobs can get old and mundane after a while.
So, when I started noticing how lonely they all felt in their sex lives, I offered to help. By being the one they come to. No pun intended ;). This option was even open to the 'taken' superstars and divas; regardless of if they're other half was in the business or not. There was a don't ask, don't tell policy. Well, really a don't tell AT ALL policy. So, no one else would ever have to know. And, considering the fact that they all used me from time to time, it wasn't really considered cheating. Even when their partner was not in the business, it wasn't; because of the confidentiality policy.
So, when I decided I wanted to offer myself to the Superstars and Divas, I went to Vince. He thought it was a great idea. So, he sent out an e-mail, as that was the easiest way to tell all the Superstars and Divas without their significant others finding out. At the bottom of the e-mail (after the Don't Tell confidentiality policy was presented and enforced) was my personal e-mail and cell phone number. They were also told that they could approach me as long as nobody else was within ear shot and could ask me for what they need. The very first one to step up to the plate was Nikki Bella. Sexy, right?