A Romantic spinoff bound to get anybody aroused by the novel's end
(Based on the Metal Gear Solid Movies)
Revolver Ocelot and Solid Snake, both 80 years old, embark on a romantic experience that defies both time and the sexual norms of the age.
"SNAKE!" Revolver Ocelot cried in rage as Snake evaded his ridiculous gun-slinging techniques. Revolver Ocelot danced around, putting his guns underneath his butt, and tried to fire bullets by clenching his anus. Snake was mesmerized by Ocelot's tight gripped arse, and could not evade Ocelot's penetrating solid bullets. Flesh and marrow were ripped to shreds as Snake was penetrated deep within by Ocelot's bullets. Snake thought" at least i died while looking at an amazing piece of ass!". However, snake was far from dead, and his armor was able to absorb the majority of the shock, but Snake's cock was nonetheless hard. "IS THAT FOR ME?!" Ocelot cried out with a gasp. "I can't let my emotions get in the way of this battle!" Snake thought, thinking of non-arousing ideas such as Naomi's ass, or of Eva's breasts. Revolver Ocelot threw his cloak off, revealing the ripped, sweaty body of a 80 year old man. Snake was creaming at the sight of this sexual beast. "Cernal! How do i overcome Ocelot's sex appeal!" Snake screamed into his Codex. "There is nothing you can do, Ocelot is just a Russian sexual beast, he captures you, then he pounds you till the end of time. In the meantime, i'm with my grandson Max." The Cernal's cold response. Snake decided to take this fight to the sky, and jumped into Metal Gear Rex; Ocelot, noticing the unfair used of mechanized warfare, called in Metal Gear Ray, and promptly jumped into the cock. Pit. However, the neural scanner between snake and metal gear rex overloaded, and his sexual desire for Ocelot was pumped in! Metal Gear Ray's also experienced this problem! "Looks like, my Metal's Gear is hard!" Snake mumbled to himself. The two metal gears slowly walked towards each other, then started to grind each other in a such a sexual way, that reminds me of my uncle eating a meatball sub. Otacon was viewing the erotic spectacle, and took out a viola and started to play such sweet romantic music. The Metal Gear's were romantically caressing each other, and lubing themselves with the motor engine oil. Metal Gear Rex started with some SM, and shot missles at Ray, as well as latching on a collar at the latter. The Two Metal Gear's were alive having sex with each other, there was one problem. Someone had set the Metal Gear Sound effects to Coach from Left4Dead, so the only noise that could be heard was"WOAH BABY! IMMA MISS YO MEATY ASS, INCERDNIARY AMMO HERE!" Gabe Newell was smilling in the background, and whispered it's coming soon. Half Life 3 confirmed.