How this hasnt been done before is beyond me. Then again, this is the sort of thing only I am strange enough attempt. An argument has determined that I am definately going to do my mechanics course, approval or not. =D
SPOILERS: Not for IM2 but definate spoilers for Iron Man: Armored Adventures, specifically Episode 4 Whiplash. I needed that episode because you find out Pepper's first name, according to the writers. There is a mention of Whitney Stane but she's not actually in this episode, I just needed a line to finish off.
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As if her day couldnt get any stranger. After spending three hours of arguing over a car, Tony decided he wanted to go swimming. He also decided Pepper wanted to go swimming as well and threw her in the pool, in her business suit. Thankfully, she'd put on a dark shirt that morning. Stealing a large ACDC shirt, some drawstring sweat pants and a pair of thick socks, Pepper was content with curling up on the couch with Tony using her legs as a pillow while endlessly flipping through tv channels.
"Please pick a channel before I have a epileptic fit."
"That would never happen. Besides, if you do, it gives me an excuse to give you mouth-to-mouth."
"Like you need an excuse."
"Not any more." Pepper leaned down, placing numerous kisses on his lips. He hummed approvingly as she pulled back.
"You've been stealing my chapstick again."
"My lips are extra sensative."
"Its never been a problem before."
"I didnt have you sucking my face off at every opportunity."
"I can always stop."
"Na-ah." He brought a hand up into her hair, bringing her down for a few more minutes of tonsil tennis.
"As fun *kiss* as this is *kiss* I really *kiss* need a drink." Tony groaned but otherwise let her get up, taking pleasure in watching her rear sway as she waltzed into the kitchen. Seeing Animal Planet on the TV, he resumed channel flicking.
"You want anything?"
"You."
"From the fridge."
"There should be a can of cola behind the chicken." He could hear her rummaging around when his eyes went wide. "Pepper! Pepper, you've got to see this."
"If its the new Duracell ad, I've already seen it."
"There's a new Duracell ad? Never mind. This is cooler."
"I dont know. The new ad is really good."
"Pepper, we have our own cartoon series."
"What?" She re-emerged with his can and a glass of lemonade.
"We have our own cartoon. And man do you talk a lot."
They resumed their previous positions, watching their sixteen year old selves on the screen, offering odd moments of commentary ((P) "'Patricia'? Are you serious?", (T)"What kind of a name is Mr Fix?", (T)"Whiplash didnt look like that." (P)"What are you complaining about? I'm the one being shot at?" (T)"Yeah, but I'm getting attacked by electric whips") At the end of the twenty minutes, Tony wanted to see more.
"That was very cool."
"You do realize that its breaking about 50 copyright laws dont you?"
"Yeah, but Pep, we're animated heroes! Animated heroes!"
"It is kind of cool, but still-"
"No buts."
"They drew Happy as a basket jock."
"So?"
"Happy hates basketball." Tony sighed.
"Will you stop focusing on the negatives? Please?" He was pouting again until she kissed him again. "Now we've sorted this out, I'm going to tell our resident basketball hating jock of this revelation." With a final peck, Tony made his way to the front door.
"Hey Tony?"
"Hm?"
"Was it just me or did Whitney Stane remind you of Christine Everhart?"
