Okay, this is my first fanfic on here, so please don't be too harsh about your comments. Still a noob here! XD well... here is the first part of it
The TV Incident
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled the rampaging gangster covered in blood. "WOOO-YAHHHHHH!!" screamed the charging ninja lady in reply. Swords, kunai, and bullets were flying and clashing everywhere, and there, the stunningly sparkling blond-haired creature sat, at the edge of the couch, clutching the TV remote in utter excitement. The fight scene was at a climax when both killers were at each others' throats with blades, just skimming each others skin, thick enough for small drops of blood to flow from their cuts; the sparkling creature's eyes were glued to the screen. Then all of a sudden, the gangster drops his weapon and says "DAMN IT! YOU'RE THE CAUSE OF THE LOSS OF ALL MY COMRADES....and yet...... i love you too much to finish you off." when he finished he dropped to his knees and stared at his bloody hands. With a sudden, quick, clean swipe, the ninja lady finished her job and fled into the forest weeping. "WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?!?!" yelled Kyohei enraged because of the scene he had just witnessed. " WHY THE HELL DIDN'T HE KILL THE WOMAN WHEN HE HAD A CHANCE! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!" as he was yelling at the TV screen, he was waving his arms frantically in the air and stomped his foot on the table in front of him repetitively, eventually breaking the table in half. "Che, screw this," he said as he threw the remote control at the TV, "I'm gonna get outta here and eat something.... NAKAHARA SUNAKO! I'M HUNGRY!!" yelled Kyohei leaving the living room, leaving things at they were.
Not too soon after, another radiant creature, this one with black hair, walked down the hallway to the living room after a long and stressful day. Quickly following the radiant being with black hair, was another bright creature, a woman with long silky flowing red hair. She followed Takenaga, the black haired creature, into the living room only to find what Kyohei had left behind. The woman, Noi, came in and starting freaking out about the table and tried to fix the table by just pushing the 2 broken pieces of table together, but the table ended up breaking into another 2 pieces; she left it alone after that. Takenaga, the one who usually freaks about those things, briskly walked over the couch in front of the TV and sat down. He started to move his head up, down, left, and right, looking for the TV remote until finally, his head stopped, facing the TV screen. Noi looked at Takenaga, then looked at what he was looking at; there was a long pause. They were both looking at the TV screen which was damaged because the TV remote which Takenaga was looking for, had been lodged into the middle of the TV screen. Takenaga walked up to the TV, stepping over the table remains, and plucked the remote out of the TV screen. He then started to push the "power" button on the remote; the TV buzzed, but didn't turn on. Takenaga hid his face under his bangs and Noi knew that Takenaga was pissed. "KYOOOOOOOOOOOOUHEIIIIIIIII!!!!!" yelled Takenaga at the top of his lungs, later gasping for air because he yelled with all he could. Ranmaru and Yuki then ran into the living room after just entering the house gate hearing Takenaga's angry and very loud yell.