An Avenger's Diary

A/N: Yeah, a new story, but it's a comedy!!! I started this story a while ago, so, I decided to publish it!!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

July 23

7:00AM

Dear Diary,

Hey, wassup!!! I'm sooooooo excited! I can't believe it's my 8th birthday! Oh, my name is Uchiha, Sasuke, by the way. My Kaa-san got me you because she knew I wanted a pink diary! We're going to be best friends!sigh (ooooh, that's fun to do on paper!) Anyway, Kaa-san is making me invite people over to a party. Ugh. (Hey, it's fun saying that on paper too!) Oh, I gotta go! Kaa-san says Ill' be late for the Academy. Ja ne!

Sasuke-

July 23

7:30AM

Dear Diary,

Well what do we have here? Little Sasuke has a... PINK diary. EW. Having a diary is one thing... but pink! Anyway, I'm writing in this for purely evil purposes, good thing my otouto is to stupid to look in the back. SH!T! Father's calling me for a rematch before we start decorating for Sasuke's party.sigh ( Hey, that is fun.) Well, I think we shall be great acquaintances. I wonder if there is anyone who will be able to beat me...

Itachi-

July 23

4:02PM

Dear Diary,

I'm baaack! I invited only a few kids to my party. I invited one of the only girls who aren't going gaga over me, Hyuuga, Hinata, Uzumaki, Naruto, Inuzuka, Kiba, and because my mom knows her mom, Haruno Sakura. I don't know her very well, but she hangs out with one of my fangirls. I wonder what my invites say. Be right back.

Oh KAMI! It's a slumber party!!! ACK! I gotta go force Nee-san to help me get some non-pink pj's! Ja!

Sasuke-

July 23

4:03PM

Dear Diary,

... No comment... Sasuke's still looking for me. Anyway, I've got some ideas for foolish little brother's "slumber party."evil laugh (That is really fun!) Gotta go, Kaa-san is making me go get otouto some pj's. Bye, I'll come again. I'm lookin' forward to it to!

Itachi-

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