Title: 17 More Completely Random Facts About Jo Harvelle
Author: Silverkitsune1
Summary: See title
Spoilers: Through season two.
Disclaimer: Jo, Dean, Sam, Ellen, Ash, Bobby they're not mine.
Author's Note: These things are damn fun to write!
1. Jo shaved her head when she was 14. Her head was cold, but no one called her "blondie" for about a month. It was wonderful.
2. Only one other person shared Jo's elementary school bus stop. Her name was Lydia. She informed Jo that they were best friends, but said Jo shouldn't talk to her when other people were around.
3. Jo (literally) stumbled upon a selkie pelt last July. It took her three hours to convince the sobbing creature that she wasn't going to keep it.
4. Jo's first boyfriend was a shy, chubby, African American boy named Ian. He taught her how to master the Road Houses' deer hunter video game, listened when she rambled, and tasted like cinnamon.
5. When she was three her dad drove her to the nearest town to go trick-or-treating. They were both dressed as Jackalopes.
6. Her college roommate was a Bible beater who put Jo on her list (there was an actual list) of "souls to pray for." Jo was sort of insulted.
7. Jo can change her oil and a flat tire, but that's as far as her automotive skills reach.
8. Her freshman year in college, Jo made out with a Japanese exchange student named Aya. For Jo it was an experience that cemented her heterosexuality. For Aya it was an experience that cemented her preference for curvaceous brunettes.
9. Jo hates text messaging.
10. A banshee threw her down the stairs on a hunt in October 2007. The fall cracked her skull open, and had Damsel in Distress #345 not gotten her shit together and called 911 Jo's brains would have leaked across the floor.
11. The Life has already started to put shadows in her eyes, but this is the road she chose and she's not about to leave it for anything.
12. Jo doesn't feel safe unless she's got at least four knifes on her.
13. Dean sent her a package not long after Ellen told her about the Wyoming devil's gate. It held a pentagram and a 3x5 index card that read, "Don't be stupid."
14. Sam and Jo have never discussed what almost happened in Duluth, Minnesota. They're both terrified (and desperate) to have that conversation.
15. Ellen brought her to Bobby's a few times when she was a bitty thing. Jo doesn't remember, but Ellen says she used to pass the time by toddling after Bobby's dogs.
16. Jo would give her eye teeth to have Sara Conner's arms.
17. The first post card she sent Ellen read, "I'm fine. Florida is hot. Ash has been growing pot in the basement since 1999."