The Money
Chapter 2
Raft & Tyler: What!
Joey: Well… you see, we need the money for important experiments and stuff so can you help us out
Raft: Yeah sure. So what do you want us to do?
Joey: It's complicated but it'll make more sense once you follow up for what's going on. Are you guys ready for the training part of the program?
Tyler: Yeah sure I'm ready.
Raft: Yep I'm ready I just need to…wait…did you say program?
At the Military Base
14:00 eastern time p.m.
General Patrick: So I'm here to recruit you for the training program part of the test. Now you're wondering why you're here…certainly I don't know why but that's why it is important to know…uh…that you shouldn't kill your self like Jeffrey over there.
*Points at Dead Jeffrey*
Raft: Ewwwwwuhhhhh
General Patrick: And he's still bleeding til today. Anyway complete the obstacle course.
Raft & Tyler: Yes Sir!
20 Minutes Later
Raft: *breathing deeply* Finish.
Tyler: I think I'm going to have a Heart Attack.
General Patrick: That's what you're suppose to think…now drop down and give me 50 push ups!
Raft & Tyler: Sir Yes Sir!
10 Minutes later
Raft & Tyler: *breathing deeply and fast*
General Patrick: And last but not least the "OVER 9,000 MILE"!
Raft: How Many miles is it?
Tyler: Yeah how many?
General Patrick: 9,001
Raft: awwwwwhhhhh! Mother fudge crackin, piece of turtle shell
Tyler: Yeah, What he said.
General Patrick: I would be more than happy to give you guys a break.
Raft & Tyler: Yes!
General Patrick: A 5 second break to be exact.
Raft & Tyler: awwwhhhh bull shells.
General Patrick: Ready…go!
1 Day Later
Raft: Did we pass?
General Patrick: Yes you did.
Raft & Tyler: Yes!
Tyler: Finally
General Patrick: And you win… nothing. Isn't that exciting.
Raft: Grrrrrrrr
Tyler: Grrrrrrrr
General Patrick: I'm just kidding. Don't put your shorts in a knot.
Tyler: Well…can me and Raft chill for the rest of the day because we are tired as hell.
General Patrick: Fine I'll see you tomorrow. First thing in the morning. Got it!
Raft: Yeah yeah sure sure.
Later At The Spot
20:00 Eastern Time P.M.
Tyler: Raft, aren't you going to get some rest instead of playing Call of Duty all night long.
Raft: Don't worry I'll go to sleep at 11:30.
Tyler: *yawn* Ok I'm going to sleep. See you in the morning.
Raft: Ok Peace. Oh! I just prestige 5 times in one game. That is so cool. Ha-ha stupid noobs what's the score oh yeah 999,999,999 kills and 2 deaths from that stupid a** noobtuber with the damn grenade launcher. Whatever. I'm going to sleep.
9:00 Eastern Time
At The Spot
*phone ringing*
Tyler: Hello…Yeah…yep…no…ok…I'll wake him up…ok…bye.
Tyler: Yo Raft wake up!
Raft: Ok hold on…Wassup.
Tyler: Dude we gotta head to the base.
Raft: Ok. Fine.
12:00 Eastern Time
Military Base
General Patrick: Bad news.
Raft: What?
General Patrick: Joey has been captured.
To Be Continued