I don't own naruto so that means I don't own Itachi (wish I did though) nor sasuke but I do own Loki

Loki talking

Itachi talking

Sasuke talking

"okay Sasuke all you have to do is walk up to her and say...Did it hurt?" Itachi told Sasuke trying to giving him dating advice.

"did what hurt?" Sasuke replied back"

"thats what she'll say then you say when you fell from heaven."

at this point I couldn't take it any longer and burst out laughing."smooth Itachi real smooth" I say as I stop laughing.

"okay if that doesn't work" Itachi says ignoring me "then say if it was up to me then I would rearrange the alphabet and put you and I together."

I just had to butt in and say "yeah and if I hear you say that to a girl i'll rearrange the alphabet a put LMFAO together because that pick up line was as cheesy as yesterdays lunch. heres what you do Sasuke don't listen to him just walk up to her and say hi tell her you like her and she if she thinks the same about you..."

"lame. thats not how you do it."

the next day

"Loki i'm back" I hear Sasuke yell.

"how did it go?" I ask with a bit of curiosity?

"i did it Itachi's way."

"and?.."

"it didn't work. so I tried what you told me to do and it worked."

at that point Itachi walked in. "you hear that Itachi my way worked yours didn't."

"worked on you" he replied.

"is that what you think?" I say trying not to laugh."I was just being nice when you tried those corny pick up lines on me. those lines didn't work in the movies what made you think they would work in real life? and to think I could have went out with Kakashi Hatake. where did I go wrong?"

"i'm a prodegy" Itachi stated.

"he's a hottie."

"so am I."

"self centered much?"

"not really."

"he talks more."

"he's a pervert!"

"touche."

"and i'm your husband Loki Uchiha at least that was your name the last time I checked ."

"point taken but you never know."

"you love me to much"

"oh really?"

"really"

"oh all right just don't go and get a big head."

Itachi loved winning these little arguments but I always got the last word. He was right I did love him"