Tittle: the Gaara and Sasuke talk show 2
me: ok now here we go again on the talk show we have alot of parings from naruto and others is that right akito
akito: yes that right and for those people that don't know me am akito am from air gear am here as the paring agito x akito
me: wow that's nice to know ok back to the intro plex welcom in Gaara and Sasuke oh and Sasuke nickname id emobaka
akito: todays they are going to talk about parings
----CLAPINGS------
Gaara: hello everybody am Gaara
Sasuke: hi and am Sasuke
Gaara: today we are here to talk about parings form naruto and air gear which are very few of them
Sasuke: hi is itachi here Gaara-chan
Gaara: yeah he's here the following parings
Sasuke: following how much paring dose he have
Gaara: well if you just shut up i will tell you ok itachixnaruto,itachixdeidara,itachixsasori,itachixgaara...
Sasuke: what the asshole has you as a paring!
Itachi: yes sasuke i have dear little Gaara as one of my paring
Sasuke: i could jus kick your ass right now!
Gaara: ok boys calm done and Sasuke watch your mouth!
Sasuke: sorry
itachi: wow and this is my so called brother
sasuke: am going to kill you!
Gaara: sasuke sit and shut up amgoing to talk to itachi.. now itachi
itachi: Gaara-kun
Gaara: -walks over the itachi and sits on his lap- what do you think about your yaoi parings
Itachi: i think there fine but i really itachi x gaara
Gaara: is that so
itachi: yes it is
Sasuke: you know that am right here!
Gaara: oh yeah i forgot about you
itachi:-licks gaara's neck-
Gaara: mmmm aahh
Sasuke: ok thats it
--------- we will be right back wen sasuke is done killing itachi --------
----------------------------ok now back to the show----
Gaara: you think he's going to be ok?
Sasuke: i really don't know or care for that matter of fact
Gaara: ok lets move on the to other parings like now we have Sasori-kun with us
Sasuke: when the fuck did Sasori got here!
Gaara: when you beat the crap out of itachi
Sasuke: oh yeah
Gaara: now welcomeing Sasori to the show!
Sasori: -walks i and sits next Gaara- why hello Gaara
Gaara: hello Sasori
Sasuke: yeah hello Sasori
Sasori: same to you baka
Gaara: ok moveing on now let me read all of your parings Sasori and we can get start alright
Sasori: alright
Sasuke: just get on with it
Gaara: ok Sasorixdeidara,Sasroixitachi,SasorixGaara...
Sasuke: why is it that every damn paring has you in it Gaara
Gaara: i don't know but if it will make you feel better you can ask sasori-kun something
Sasuke: i will
Sasori: then ask way baka
Sasuke:what is your fav paring in this damn thing
Sasori: i would say Sasori x gaara and Sasori x deidara but my fav is Sasori x gaara
Gaara:-sits on his lap- is that the truth Sasori-danna
Sasori: yes it is
Sasuke:am going to be sick
Sasori:-undoing gaara's paints and putting his hand inside- umm you like that
Gaara: ohhh Sasori ahhhh
Sasuke: that's it!
--------- Sasuke is killing Sasori because he was touching his gaara's cock sasuke never told gaara he liked. hes done killing him---
Gaara: Sasuke you are really not fair
Sasuke: what! alot of people here on the damn show where going to rape you!
Gaara: no they wouldn't do that on live tv and we have people here
Sasuke: the damn people want save from them!well chanel well but shes just a girl that dose our intro
Gaara: we will talk later now we have Deidara with us now
Sasuke: yay am so happy-not happy-
Gaara: just smile
Sasuke: -smileing fake way-
Gaara: come out Deidara!
Deidara:-comes out- hello Gaara and Sasuke,un
Gaara: hello Dei-chan
Sasuke: hello deidara-kun
Deidara: its Sasuke ok you call me Dei-chan
Sasuke: ok dei-chan 'wow this is the only guy that is not going to touch Gaara'
Gaara: sit down dei-chan
Sasuke: well you read the parigs for dei-chan
Gaara: wow Sasuke your happy now
Sasuke: yeah i am
Deidara: guys how did it go with the others
Gaara: not really that good dei-chan
Deidara: i hope their ok
Sasuke: yeah they are i didn't hurt them that bad
Deidara: oh my!
Gaara: ok moveing on the parings are dei-chanxitachi,dei-chanxsasori,dei-chanxtobi,dei-chanxgaara
Deidara: cool i have you as a paring gaa-chan
Sasuke:'am still good' so which is the one that you like dei-chan
Deidara: i like the deigaa paring -gets gaara hand and walks off the stage to a drak place-
Sasuke: where the hell is that asshole!
Gaara:ohhh deidara ahhh
Sasuke: found you! -throws a star-
Deidara: what the hell is this-bleeding-
------yes people more of sasuke killing somebody but enjoy this----
me: hi naruto how are you
naruto: am go-
--------now back to the show---
Sasuke: well we ran out of time
Gaara:-naked- well see ya next time and lets hope i don't get rape
Sasuke:-covering Gaara up- yeah bye guys
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