The 1st part of what I think is to be a really really dumb story
Squall leonhart was busy channel surfing and listening to Smash mouth ("I was listening to Eminem!" "too bad its my fic so it's Smash mouth" "Eminem!" "Smash mouth!" "Eminem!" "Smash mouth!"…)And that's the tale of Squalls argument with the Author… wait a minute that's not the story! ("too bad I quit maybe a decent author will actually do a fic with me in it!") Oh ya well maybe you'll even get your own video game that'll never happen now get back here! "grumble" what's that? "I said grumble!" anyway back to the actual story line then he saw the news it was something about… ("That's the cooking channel you have me watching you moron so I doubt there's any news on! Change the channel!")mmmmmmm… blood pudding for vampires… huh? whut is it now? "change the channel you idiot!" okay okay I will I will! On the screen a news anchor was telling them of the latest escape "A man made out of cheese has escaped from the place were they make cheese uh… you know magic cheese land?" "this is dumb" shut up Squall its important to the plot "oh" little did he know cheese man was in his house right now "WHAT!?!" yes foolish Andalite bandit mwa ha ha! its cheese man I need here not Vissor3 in that case I'll be in my trailer any way… "yes with this fridge full of milk I shall soon be super cheese man!" "not on my job you will!" actually Squall you won't no one has ordered you to "ah crap!" "thyats okay cids not watching you and you're the commander of garden is you now! "Yes!" Squall then lunges at cheese man who then turns into poshul from chrono cross "oh a prethant for me thankth" "no not my 1 true weakness! LISPS!!!!! AHHhhhhhh!!!!! *sob* " "you thall be my perthonal thlave" just then Seifer almasy just suddenly decides to visit Squall by breaking in through his window slashing wildly at anything that got in his way "hi" you saved my life Seifer lets get ice cream!"*blobs of melted cheese form together to make liquid cheese!*
Coming soon to a computer near you cheesy man 2