Rules 1-20

AN: Howdy. Okay, title self explanatory, but here's the background. You know Rose and Lucy, but Sarah's my own character. She's the daughter of George Weasley and Ella Goldstone (see my profile). Don't worry, Fred and Roxanne are still there. Fred's the oldest, then Sarah and her twin brother, Michael, then Roxanne. Sarah and Michael are named after their maternal grandparents, who were killed shortly after the first wizarding war. Anywho, Sarah looks like her mother, brown hair with hints of red and gold, and deep brown eyes. Lucy, Rose and Sarah are all in the same year, along with Albus, Michael and Scorpius. They are all in Gryffindor. It's just the girls talking, the boys will only be mentioned. Lucy's in bold, Rose is italics and Sarah is underlined. Enjoy!

1. Having the second name 'Weasley' is not a get-out-of-jail-free-card and I should not use it as such.

I still can't believe you said that to McGonagall Luce.

Well, it was worth a shot.

Did she even know what it was?

Hey, is it my fault she's never played Monopoly?

What in the name of Merlin is Monopoly?

Uh, don't worry about it Sarah.

2. The Sorting Hat is a priceless artefact and I will not tell it takes its job too seriously.

Oh Merlin help us.

Hey, it was psychoanalyzing me.

Well, you are a Weasley, it was pretty obvious where you were going to end up.

Exactly. Stupid hat.

I swear we are not related.

Sorry Rosie, we have the second name to prove it.

And if we weren't all related I'd have murder James and Fred long ago.

3. I am not to refer to the Slytherins as Death Eater spawn. It is politically incorrect and hurtful.

Okay, that was funny.

Yes, I thought so too.

4. I am not to hex Tobias Nott every chance I get because his mother tortured my aunt twenty years ago.

That one's stupid. You should hex him to oblivion.

Agreed. Aunt Lily was only thirteen, and Pansy was eighteen.

Sigh. Still I suppose it wasn't his fault.

Sarah, the time for your Goldstone compassion is not now. He's a slimy snake anyway. Knock him into next Sunday.

Rosie, I love you when you're mad.

5. The house elves do not need a hobby, and I should not teach them a dance routine.

They were surprisingly good too.

They were hilarious.

They had such a good time. It was so worth the detention.

6. Professor Slughorn is not a Walrus animagus, and I should not ask him this.

It was a perfectly understandable mistake.

I didn't know humans could go that shade of purple.

Which strengthens my theory that he's actually a walrus.

Uh, I don't think walruses are purple Lucy.

And when was the last time you talked to a walrus?

I talked to one at the zoo once.

Merlin, forget I asked.

7. The Great Hall does not double as a quidditch field during bad weather.

That was a little predictable Lucy.

James and Fred thought it was brilliant.

James and Fred are idiots.

Oi! Fred's my brother, don't call him an idiot.

Sarah, you don't like Fred.

Oh yeah. My bad.

8. Telling Muggleborn first years that no one else can see the ghosts is cruel, I and should cease to do so.

That was funny.

Until someone forgot Myriah Creevey isn't a muggleborn.

Remind me why we like Scorpius? He fails at this.

9. Socks with pink elephants are not part of our school uniform, and should not be worn to class.

Luce, I couldn't believe you wouldn't do that one with us.

It would have involved me wearing a skirt. You know how I feel about skirts.

Lucy, the entire school and most of Hogsmeade know how you feel about skirts.

Note to self; skirts burn extremely quickly.

10. Divination is not a useless subject, divination books are not best used to feed the fire, and I should leave them in the library, not throw them from the astronomy tower.

Over ruled.

Seconded.

Think of all the skirts we could have burned on that fire.

11. Drawing a scar on Albus's forehead and telling Professor Binns we're in the nineties is cruel, and I should refrain from doing so.

Best History class ever.

McGonagall is such a buzz kill.

12. Hogwarts does not have a student council, and I am not chairperson of said student council, and the students do not request longer weekends and later mornings.

I told you not to show her that muggle magazine.

Still, Professor Flitwick's expression was pretty hilarious.

WE DEMAND A VOICE!

13. The bloody baron does not like to be called Casper the friendly ghost, and I should respect this.

I'm telling you Lucy, no one else got that.

The muggleborns did.

Who's Casper?

Never mind Sarah, never mind.

14. Telling Moaning Myrtle to take a deep breath and count to ten is not funny.

That was genius Sarah. Mean, but genius.

Yeah, what happened to the Goldstone compassion? Aunt Ella would not have been pleased.

Yeah but Uncle George would have been. It was genius.

Myrtle doesn't deserve compassion. If Uncle Harry hadn't killed the basilisk, I would definitely send it flowers.

15. I do not need to hex everybody who tells me I look like my sister, as 'Molly isa lovely girl' and they probably meant it as a compliment.

You don't look like her. At all.

Fools.

I would like to make it very clear to whoever may be reading this, that I Lucy Weasley am not in any way similar to my sister Molly, and I shall see to it that anyone who compares me to that annoying, quidditch impaired, school loving- Lucy!- Sorry. I shall see to it that anyone who compares me to my sister never leaves the hospital wing. Comprendo?

16. I shall not drag my cousins from Professor Slughorn's dinner parties, declaring that I will not let them sell their souls to the devil.

And you wonder why you're failing potions.

Actually, I am fully aware why I'm failing potions.

That was the most exciting those parties have ever been.

17. Whilst waiting in the Head Mistress's office, I will not advise Professor Snape's portrait to 'get out in the real world' as he is a brave war hero to whom I ought to show respect.

That was actually hilarious.

Sarah, have I ever told you that I love you?

I didn't know paintings could go purple.

Maybe he's a walrus.

18. I will not hand Scorpius Malfoy a ferret and tell him his father wanted to see him, no matter how funny we both found it.

I really don't understand what the problem with that was.

As previously stated, McGonagall's a buzz kill.

19. I will not confuse the arithmancy teacher by asking him to help me with my algebra work book.

Why did your granddad give you that? Muggles hate algebra.

What's algebra?

Actually Lucy, it's really fun. They're like puzzles.

What's like puzzles, what are you talking about?

My Granddad told me it's awful.

I have no idea what you two are on about.

That's what you get for having all magic grandparents.

Half my grandparents are dead!

Oh. Right. My bad.

They were still magical.

I hate you both.

20. I will not wear a party hat on Remembrance Day, even if it's Victoire's birthday and Uncle Harry thinks it's funny.

It was funny.

Uncle George thought so too. He said Uncle Fred would have approved.

Still, I get where McGonagall was coming from.

But double detention twice a week for the rest of the term?

Uncool.

AN: Hope you enjoyed it! I know I should be working on my other stories, but I really wanted to do this. Oh, and the aunt that Sarah was talking about was Lily, Ella's younger sister, so she's not technically Lucy and Rose's aunt. But they love her, so the refer to her as aunt anyway. Reviews always appreciated! Thanks for reading!

Love and sunshine,

LilyRose xxx