Author's Note: Hello dear, most respected and loved reader! Here's just a few things you'd like to know about the fanfic, Irony.

Firstly, this is inspired by the song Irony.

Second, This is a Fem!Tsuna x Hibari story. It has a hint of Hibari x ? later. Semi-AU! And lastly, a bit OOC, I think.

I hope you enjoy! This is not some one-shot songfic. R&R :)

"I feel that walking has become another chore
I don't think I can go on walking anymore
Forgive me for those words, I know they're but a cliché to you
But life is tiring, my feet are feeling sore"

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Chapter 1
Walking Is A Chore

The female brunette was practically dragging herself on the cold sidewalks. As she trudged her way in the direction of the school she ever so loathe, her reason suddenly visits her mind. Skipping school would be no problem. It's college, skipping classes ain't a sin anymore. No one would notice who's there and who's not anyway. And, then, the reason why Tsuna goes to school is there, waiting. With that thought, Tsuna enthusiastically dashes her slender little legs towards Namimori U.

Today will surely be like the other days! Tsuna thought to herself as she hurries. The wind brushed against her hip length hair and at her black pleated skirt, making it flow with the wind.

As the small brunette approaches the entrance of Namimori U, her heart flutters, a soft shade of pink creeps on her cheeks, and a small smile forms on her lips. Why is she like that? Well, she's gonna see her reason by the gate of the school. Her reason is also known as… Hibari Kyouya.

There he is… The aloof prefect standing by the gate, arms crossed and his back leaning against the wall. He'd look such a bad-ass if he's wearing something different from the school uniform. Tsuna barely notices the other students passing because her loving gaze is concentrated on her love. As soon as the young brunette caught sight of her crush from afar, she slows down her pace. Even though she slowed down her pace, her heart is still pounding fast. Then, she passed through the gates like a normal student, not showing any signs of teenage fangirling towards her infamous love.

"God, I'm in hell again… Guide me." Tsuna mumbles under her breath. She starts dragging herself again. Praying to a god she never believes in has become a habit. Daily, she'd ask that to her god, yet her day ends up… the usual way.

The young girl's day starts out like any other student. Nothing new, nothing old. Every student goes through a routine like that. What routine? Oh, you know… Going to school and stuff. Once again, nothing unusual about going to school and learn. But, it would be quite eerie if the routine is perfectly balanced. A normal school would have tardy students, rule offenders and the like. If a school with perfect students exist, then every adult and parent would be already in their own utopias.

Tsuna, – a normal girl just wanting to graduate and get a decent job– every day, ever since she's a child, has a normal school life she's ready to give to the heavens. Human as she is, of course doing something rational like committing suicide is not a compulsory action, and it's very thoughtless. Deeply, she believes that, as long as there's a tomorrow, she can always change into the better. It may not always be an immediate change, but the change is still there, right? The question now is, when will she change for the better.

Let's leave the change aside. Why? We're talking about Tsuna, duh! No matter how many times she'd tell herself that she'd change, nothing has happened and nothing will happen.

Nothing happens.

Tsunayuki Sawada, more known as No-Good Tsuna, is just another trash in society that no one wants. The type that won't be noticed when she disappears into thin air? Yeah, that's her.

No-Good Tsunayuki does nothing but wait. Wait for inspiration and or motivation to hit her hard, making her not wanting to stand up anymore. She wants her future, which is already nothing, to turn into more than nothing. Moreover, she wants nothing because she can do nothing. The much more unfortunate fact is, she doesn't want to do anything about it. To paraphrase, Tsunayuki Sawada can't do anything, and will not do anything.

That. That is the reason why the young brunette is always left injured, and dumbfounded. In the first place, this is college. People should be more mature, but to Tsuna, it seems like high school all over again. Being teased, insulted, harassed… Nothing new. Tsuna just wants a life without bullies and sluts around her. Is that so wrong? Or, is this the payment for being No-Good? Is being No-Good even a sin?

"God… p-please answer…" she pleaded, her voice shaking, as she puts out her trembling bandaged arms in a defensive position. ? Is being No-Good even a sin, god? The damsel in distress felt hot tears stain her pale cheeks as she also begged at her seniors to leave her alone. It was only third subject, and already, her seniors are harassing her. They have been asking Tsuna for lustful actions again and again, like stripping and getting drunk while wearing a lingerie. Honestly, they thought the brunette they're harassing is as stupid as the other girls that have fallen in their hands. The good thing is, Tsuna still values her poise and morality, more importantly, not stupid to agree to that. She said 'no'.

Tsuna's figure isn't exactly… desirable. But it's not the complete opposite of that! Let's say her body figure is an average. In addition, she's not very beautiful, but, at least she's cute. It made Tsuna question herself.

The seniors were chuckling and talking among each other. Hardly, they noticed that their cornered victim has now escaped.

With her skinny legs, the sobbing brunette female carried herself into the solitary halls of the university. Her mind was intent on running; she overlooked the thought of, where to head off. As she ran, as her footsteps got louder and louder, they stop dead on its track when gravity played its trick against her. What's more humiliating is, it happened it front of him.

O-Oh my gosh… Did I just trip on my own foot? A-and in front of Hibari-san?! Hiiiieeee! She thought as she lifts her head up to the prefect.

"What are you doing here, herbivore?" the raven-haired prefect questioned with a stern tone. "Get back to class before I bite you to death."

"Y-yes. Will do, Hibari-san! F-forgive me!" The brunette bobbed her head in humiliation before standing up once again and then sprinting off. She couldn't possibly say that she'd never do it again. That would be the worst lie she can tell.

T-that's so embarrassing! I can't believe I'm so stupid! She mentally scolded herself. The path she was heading to is now unknown. It's quite easy to get lost in the halls of Namimori U. And it's not easy to find one's way back, as well.

Without even trying, Tsuna gave up on finding her way back. In the first place, she would be insulted and teased around when she returns. So, why even bother? As her small feet dragged itself on the cold floors, more hot tears stream down her cheeks.

"Just why does life have to be so tiring…?" she asks herself, looking at the white floors as she held her own arm. "Answer me you useless bastard that calls yourself 'god'!"

There's no reply.

As expected. She told herself, mentally.

"Why am I even here? Aren't I just a trash society wants to dispose?" she asks herself again and again. The only thing that made her day worth it is, she saw her childhood crush.

A/N: I'm not gonna make this like 5000+ words. Don't worry readers who hate long stories. Well, 16 more chapters to go! Please leave a review~! Readers and readers who aren't logged in, please tell me what you think of this :) Reviews give me energies, and they give me a chance to correct some mistakes.