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Bart Allen was dressed before his alarm clock had time to finish its first ring. He had his hair combed and teeth brushed before the second, and by the time it rang the third, he was downstairs. He was greeted by Conner and Tim; Conner wearing an oversized Superman t-shirt and Tim a simple black shirt. Superboy just grunted, not looking up from his magazine, but Tim walked over to him.
"Hey," Tim said, "Nice clothes." Bart wore a large Green Lantern sweatshirt and pants.
"Max always said, 'Bart, you have to protect your secret identity. It's the only thing you have.' So I figured, people might figureitoutifIworeaFlashshirt, butifIworeGreenLanternnobodywouldthinkthatakidwearingaGreenLanternshirtwouldbekidflash." Tim raised an eyebrow.
"I was going to offer you some coffee," he said, gesturing towards a pot. "But I don't think you need any." Bart laughed.
"What are we doing for breakfast?" Conner asked, taking a sip of his own coffee.
"Let's do fancy," Bart said. "With steak, 'n' eggs, 'n' bacon, waffles, pancakes, fresh squeezed orange juice, cerealandtoastandsausageandmoreeggsandfruitanddidImentionwafflesandmaybeevensomeoatmeal."
Conner and Tim both looked up. "BREATH, BART!" They both yelled at him in unison. Within hundredths of seconds, Bart was Kid Flash, wearing his bright yellow costume.
"Can I borrow this?" Kid Flash asked, holding up Tim's credit card. Tim was going to say no, but by the time the sound waves reached where Kid Flash was, he was already halfway to the grocery store.
Kid Flash arrived back at the tower only minutes later, carrying two bags in each hand and one in his mouth. "Put it on my tab," he said smiling, throwing Tim's card back at him. He then put his costume back in his ring, noticing that Starfire, Cassie, Raven, Gar and Victor all had woken up and were in the kitchen.
"Woo hoo!" Gar said, taking the food and spreading it out. They all began to work on their breakfast, Superboy cooking with heat-vision while Star, Cassie and Victor made the waffles and pancakes. Gar and Robin made the toast while Kid Flash put butter or jelly on it. Just as they were about to sit down, they had to go save the city from Doctor Light, which, while only taking just over 20 minutes, made their breakfast turn cold. Superboy tried to warm it all up with heat-vision, but he burned it.
"Well," Tim said, "This sucks."
Fin. Deal with it.