A/N: Well I was completely bored and so decided to ruin any chance I ever had of being taken seriously as a writer and write some stupid drabel to a Disney song! Flames welcome, hopefully they'll knock some sense into me!
This is set as the Aurors are 'marching off to war' to battle the death eaters!
Disclaimer: I don't own HP or the song which comes from Mulan
All: For a long time we've been marching off to battle
Harry: (rolls eyes) in our thundering herd, we feel a lot like cattle
All: Like the pounding beat, our aching feet aren't easy to ignore…
Ron: Hey! Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for!
Ginny: Huh?
Ron: That's what I said! A girl worth fighting for! I want her paler than the moon,
with eyes that shine like stars!
Harry: (winks at Ginny) my girl will marvel at my strength, adore my battle scars!
Neville: I couldn't care less what she wears or what she looks like… it all depends on what she cooks like beef, pork, chicken! Mmm…
Harry: (sniggers at Ron) Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer.
Ron: (oblivious to sarcasm and flexes muscles) And I bet the ladies love a man in armour!
All the guys: You can guess what we have missed the most, since we went off to war!
Ron: What do want?
All the guys: A girl worth fighting for!
Harry: (looks pointedly at Ginny) my girl will think I have no faults!
Neville: And I'm a major find!
Ginny: (looks majorly pissed off) how 'bout a girl who's got a brain and always speaks her mind?
All the guys: Nah!
Ron: My manly ways and turn of phrase is sure to thrill her!
Harry: (to Neville) he thinks he's such a lady killer!
Malfoy: I've a bloom back home who's unlike any other!
Harry: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother!
Malfoy: (runs away crying for mummy)
All the guys: But when we come home, in victory, they'll line up at the door!
Ron: What do we want?
All the guys: A girl worth fighting for!
Ron: Wish that I had…
All the guys: A girl worth fighting for!
(awkward pause as ron forgets his line)
All the guys: A girl worth fighting for!