Okay! I was going to start working on a non-MLP related fanfic, but I really want to post this! A GF parody of 'Ponies With Hats.' If you don't know what I'm talking about, just search it up on Youtube. Hehehehe...
*sees McGuckett dead on the floor*
Mabel: Bill! There is a dead person in our house!
Bill: Oh, hey! How did he get here?
Mabel: What did you do, Bill?
Bill: Me? I didn't do this!
Mabel: Why did you kill this person, Bill?
Bill: I do not kill people! That is my least favorite thing to do.
Mabel: Tell me, Bill, exactly what happened before I got home.
Bill: Alright, then! Well, I was upstairs,
Mabel: Yes?
Bill: in the attic,
Mabel: Okay?
Bill: reading the journal,
Mabel: Go on.
Bill: And this guy walked in, so I went up to him, and I stabbed him, thirty-seven times in the chest!
Mabel: *paralyzed with disturbance*
Mabel: Bill, that kills people!
Bill: It does? Oh wow, I did not know that.
Mabel: How could you not know that, Bill?
Bill: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck.
Mabel: What happened to his hands?
Bill: What's that?
Mabel: His hands, why are they missing?
Bill: Well, I kind of cooked them up, and ate them!
Mabel: Bill...
Bill: I was hungry, and you know, when you crave hands,
Mabel: Why in the world would you do that, Bill?
Bill: I was hungry for hands, give me a break! My stomach was making the rumblings,
Mabel: Bill!
Bill: that only hands would satisfy.
Mabel: What is wrong with you, Bill?!
Bill: Well, I kill people, and I eat hands, so that's two things.
DEMONS WITH HATS